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Lover of cats, space, @TeamMurrJoeSalQ, and many more

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

Here he is: Bowie 💕😍

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

where is @DoReMiJackie? i miss her

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

We're all fucked up. That's why we're here.

[Ðamäged™2.0 @Damag3d_Ver2]

Muted 'bae' and 'fleek' and anyone under 24 disappeared from my TL.

- even this tweet vanished.

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

Her: Do you love animals?

Me [thinking back to when I told a moose I loved it but it didn't reciprocate]: It's complicated

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

circle circle
dot dot
why are you such a twat

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

this is my pokemon go. gotta catch em all.

[Evel @FeverFlave]

So hot today I'm going to stay in the pool until they drag my smiling bloated corpse out of it.

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

~@TeamMurrJoeSalQ~
she's beauty

she's grace

i want to kiss her face

[A Frugal Cat Mom @Madrass_badsass]

I don't friendzone people. I relationshipzone them. Want to be friends? Too bad we are dating.

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

@JerseyGirlAnt ah, skin

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

I just want to sit on my porch and shake my fist menacingly at joggers until I die...

Is that too much to ask?

[Dammit Erin @DammitErin]

So I was at work. And found some stray kittens.

So of course I put them in my car.

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

can you believe that Hannah invented comedy??? https://t.co/uDTJeSE0jw

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

I'm TIRED

[Andie Dandie 🎶⏺️ @andiedandie0]

I wonder if Medusa's pubes were snakes too?

[Andie Dandie 🎶⏺️ @andiedandie0]

The worse part about being Southern in a Zombie Apocalypse is being the dipshit who runs in shouting " YALL ain't gonna BELIEVE This shit".

[Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist]

Every time I see "JFC" I read it as Jesus Fried Chicken.