carefree cryptic killjoy

''he's cool, kinda'' ⭐26⭐ with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards. tyler 🥰. all cops are bastards / Black Lives Matter

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Thread of Tik Toks that I love:

I'll start with this

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This Taco Bell that I’ve been sitting in for over an hour, alone, waiting for my car to be done at the auto shop just started playing Life is a Highway. Maybe everything will be okay LMAO

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I forgot just how much I hate The Customers and this job is good in all aspects except that I have to interact w The Customers 😔🫡

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Crazy how many people think that not voting is actually cool and better than voting. If I see one more person say “that’s why I don’t vote” I’m gonna scream

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“There’s options! There’s 3 kinds of meat!” Cool 😀 I’ll eat this lime wedge

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Normalize getting a meat-free option if you’re feeding the whole company 🙃

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I haven’t been able to get testosterone all year because apparently my NV Medicaid confirmed with my old CA insurance that I’m still on that plan. I have not been with Kaiser in 4 years. I have not been IN CA FOR 3 YEARS- why tf is Kaiser saying they are my primary provider

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I’m so sick of playing the games that health insurance companies set up- I’m tired of the American health system. It does more to hurt than help.

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Shout out to my body for throwing up straight bile this morning right after I woke up- that’s really what I needed on top of everything else rn

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Y’all ever do duolingo in tears? Can’t let that streak go 💪🏻🥲

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God damn this has some kick to it

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@Starbulletz Bro HUH I’m comin rn to hold him down for u

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Pls 💀 not him explaining it to me

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Went to a new plug and I left like 30 mins ago and bro just texted me a cup pong game 💀

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(I had an extra $10 cash after errands and he happened to be picking up lmao)

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It’s been a whole week since I’ve had a dab and idk how sober bitches do this. I am Not meant to raw dog this life- I am Praying for weed money bc I cannot do this any longer lmfao

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God exists and his name is Gerardo 🫶🏻

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I thought I was ready for all the side effects of testosterone but no one told me it would cost me my ability to scream sing lyrics the same way- every time I do I go into a coughing fit and/or gag 💀

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*to the tune of Fly by Sugar Ray*
Iiiiii just wanna die 🕺🏻🎶

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It would be so so so so cool of my job to stop cutting hours 😀 I’m gonna kms - I have bills to pay I’m begging pls