thunder mcking

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[thunder mcking @galacticus420]

follow me on twitter: @galacticus420

[thunder mcking @galacticus420]

trans person: i’m trans

society: ok

the worm in your apple:

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me: i’m feeling increasingly anxious about the state of my life as a 30 year old transgender woman who despises the professional field she spent her life getting into, but i don’t have the drive or energy to change course

my scalp health themed sidekick: yikes, that’s dand-rough

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saw this happen earlier

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i made venom. did i cook or did i cook?

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@3rdInsight dammit I knew I was in too deep with that lather rinse bullshit

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like haha noooo i could never spend money to open a case but u totally should here’s $5
omg u sent me money too? lol guess I gotta open one

then we have e sex or some shit

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tryna get into a friend group where we all just venmo each other money to open counter strike cases

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“again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a millia player to acknowledge that they’re carried”

Matthew 19:24

can I get an amen? 🙏🙏🙏

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gone are the days where the worst thing that could happen to you on the internet was someone taking one of your selfies and showing you what you would look like if you were black or chinese

le sigh

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curious

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“hey try my ice cream”
ok
“do u like it 👀👀👀”
it’s not bad i guess
“great i hate it lets trade gimme ur chocolate”

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

Girlfriends be like “yes ill have the cardamom asparagus earl grey ice cream please!” And then be like “i dont like it”

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@Exiled_Bread @3rdInsight oh I guess this one’s singular I’ll give u a pass

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guy who smokes more and more weed and gets progressively less and less stoned: penjamin button

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@3rdInsight

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@3rdInsight my defensive abare 🧐
their scrubby mashing 🤢

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is there a misterlaneous uncs ?

[Anklegator @Anklegator1]

Pov: You sit still fullscreen against Vat for 1 second