LOL The Things

linguist, artist, gamer. trying not to be nuanced, failing.

[LOL The Things @galaxybloom_]

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@CrateandBarrel @meggino I texted you my order number. The service I've gotten on two orders this year has been beyond abysmal.

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@LoveDripDrop ngl this nutmeg sounds like it's dtf

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@sdrose @Disney @Apple I’m disappointed they are giving him so much leeway. 🙄

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@sdrose @Disney @Apple this means y’all too 🥲 pls stop it

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@Klonick that would require rolling out any new feature other than unverified verification badges that wasn’t still actually “coming soon” as in not yet what you are paying for 😭

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@MagicRealismBot I need this to be real.

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

An Instagram celebrity is researching Wittgenstein in a library. Suddenly, the library turns into a shooting star.

[Brian Kalt @ProfBrianKalt]

Your annual reminder that the turkeys the president pardoned can still be prosecuted for state charges.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucking funny that elon musk would be like “twitter is a hardcore coding company now” and then ask engineers to email him code weekly because he doesn’t know how to use github

[Punished Y2K 🏳️‍⚧️ @Y2Ksnurf]

@GoodPoliticGuy "I am neither left nor right, but a secret third thing (far right)"

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@ashleevance It was a simul-deletion scam. 🙄

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

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gm we’re not dead yet

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, democracy lives to fight another day

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checkflation

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@BlackKnight10k And I still don’t believe it will sink in. 😑