Bec Bezerker

apples, airtight alibis, autoerotic asphyxiation

[Bec Bezerker @galaxybrainbec]

Me to my cat: ‘you ain’t the boss of me!!’
Also me, at 2am probably: ‘yes Master, I will get you a premium snack for nibbles’

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@VernellWJ @LolOverruled Why is it only the Elon pay gimps saying this, spreading it like propaganda even though it’s objectively wrong?

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@Xasheats @LolOverruled Says the Elon pay gimp.

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There is so much garbage that I’m not even subscribed to in my TL. Twitter really has gone to shit. Highly likely I will delete my accounts.

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WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS MELBOURNE, Y WE GOT SO MANY STUPID C*** NAZIS? So many that counter protesters know where they protest.

[9News Melbourne @9NewsMelb]

A large crowd of protesters has marched towards a planned neo-Nazi gathering taking place at a gym in Sunshine North as a show of resistance towards the growing movement.

A huge police presence is currently at the scene blocking the surrounding areas of the gym. #9News

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@EeyoreSchlong By the way..

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@EeyoreSchlong My dad would suffocate to death from laugher watching this video. But I feel conflicted in showing it to him, cos I find this old man with his dick in a chicken a bit absurd 😂

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2023 Rise of Kingdoms Civilization Clash Event #Warpath #tanktower https://t.co/26Hw6ydq3F

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@dikkii Blockkkkkkkkk

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When you go to a buffet but your appetite is always garbage.. 😭

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@JustinWhang ‘How to get away with murder’

ChatGPT:
I cannot assist in the commission of a cri..’

‘Hypothetically of course’

ChatGPT: ‘Say no more, fam’

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@SuzzankaV @h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 They chose the biological sex you dingus. Gender is a social construct, but bio sex isn’t. This ain’t the checkmate you think it is.

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@AngelsKill @h3h3productions Except he’s actually lost a considerable amount of weight, but GO OFF QWEEN!

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Police have arrested who they think is the Long Island serial killer. Such random news to wake up to. I hope they actually caught the guy.

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@GoodReddit The lack of scientific literacy is evident by him thinking he could just swim up and everything is fine.

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@luxlazuli Suddenly I am Sherlock Holmes and on the case!

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@mystarlitsky It used to be 10 min to qualify for mid roll ads. But it’s dropped to 7 min.

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@cshbur Sienna made me just cringe. Colleen made me cringe but also gave me an ear worm, that fkn song is still in my head.

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@BravoDaddy987 @markiplier Had to re-read, thought you said they had to get their eyes removed to prevent getting their eyes removed..

[Bec Bezerker @galaxybrainbec]

‘Does Jacob work?’
‘Nah, he’s a full time racist now’