ian 🦇

chicagoan with too many (3) animals. tech / d&d / they&them

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

One non-binary greeting I think we should all accustom ourselves to using is "Greetings, earthlings."

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

well gang its been fun but I came here for tweets not for xs. time to finally uninstall 🙃 please put your funny posts elsewhere so I can still read them

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

the best training you can get to protect you from phishing scams is to have existed on the internet during the early rick roll era

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

why doesn't the AMC app remember I use subtitles

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

@MrGoodally Oh the complications are more like... Stalking

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

I realize the ethical complications of this but I wish I could pay for a friend or family members algorithmic recommendations for when I'm trying to buy them a gift and don't know where to start

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

I have been playing the same pictogram every night before bed for at least 3 years. I play while listening to my stories and quickly mute all the ads or close the app as they come up.

Today I spent $5 to remove all ads permanently. Feeling stupid.

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

watching my dog stretch always makes me jealous... my back needs that

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

never do I feel a more urgent desire to leave this country than on the 4th of July

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

me, laying on my couch SUFFERING from the worst acid reflux I've had in ages after a day of spicy food and citrus:

wow, it has been so long since I've had a philly cheesesteak... I should get one soon

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

the emotional muscle memory of reaching for ice cream when you're sad because you associate it with joy, except now you're in your 30s and a spoonful of dairy ruins your day

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

Buying myself all 3 pajama looks when I turn 40

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

The lipgloss

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

looks from 2007's Canadian vampire procedure, Blood Ties

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

Have you ever asked yourself, what if Buffy was like 15 years older and ex lovers with a cop and a private investigator? Also that it was Canada? Boy have I got a show for you!

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

🦇

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

whoever invented the ice cream cone... I hope they knew what a good thing they did for this planet

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

proud of myself (I did the dishes)

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

I should be able to purchase a complete jester uniform from my local Costco, I don't see any reason why I shouldn't.

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

@thefouchoe If you are JUST looking for a cheap rug and not specifically an original or vintage piece imo you are better off going to https://t.co/lUVLJWh2Y9 or rugsusa etc

[ian 🦇 @galaxygnome]

@thefouchoe you can reverse image search the product photos and if there are lots of shops with the same photos it is generally not worth it/a scam. I also read reviews really closely for customer-submitted photos and genuine comments.