Galen McDaniel

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

you guys sleep on the same bed every night?? 🤢 couldn’t be me. I signed up for a mattress delivery service that mails me a new mattress every day so I never have to sleep in my own germs.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

shunned from the weed circle at a party after asking for a "quick honk on that bobo"

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension

[Sister Mary Clarence from Sister Act (1992) @ScottLammert]

Happy anniversary to @galen_mcdaniel and I for getting bullied by a 9 year old one year ago for buying Magic cards at a rural Walmart. A memorable time

[Galen McDaniel @galen_mcdaniel]

@the_branbran Nah just come back to KC

[Galen McDaniel @galen_mcdaniel]

@HaleyHUGGIES Such a fun class!

[James @CaucasianJames]

crazy how much can change in a year

[Galen McDaniel @galen_mcdaniel]

@the_branbran That’s all you need to know. That and old

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

.@realDonaldTrump

[Treva Clarke @TrevahDawn]

Being an adult is stupid. No one asks how fast your new shoes can go.

[Galen McDaniel @galen_mcdaniel]

@ScottLammert It’s no big deal. They had a big mud pie,and took too small a slice. Now we’ve ate the mud pie and our stomachs are absolutely fucked.

[Galen McDaniel @galen_mcdaniel]

@ScottLammert I stay sippin that Sizzurp