galendåre

If you go to the dance, dressed to dance, expect to dance.

John 11:35

[galendåre @galendare]

Un. Fucking. Believable. #bwfc

[Phil Lowe @Lowe_Profile_]

I’ve just had my bike stolen from outside a coffee shop in Monton in Manchester.

Absolutely zero chance of seen it again, but I thought I would post on here just in case somebody sees something

[galendåre @galendare]

"Straight down the middle"

As it hits the side netting

[galendåre @galendare]

"I can't call this"

THAT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB MARTIN

[galendåre @galendare]

Martin Keown is as thick as fucking mince. #WorldCup2022

[galendåre @galendare]

Thick. As. Fuck. #TheChase

[THINK! Road Safety @THINKgovuk]

We’ve changed the rules on passing, and the positioning of, people cycling. When travelling at up to 30 mph, leave at least 1.5 metres when overtaking people who cycle, and give more space at higher speeds.

Check the changes, let’s keep each other safe. #HighwayCode

[galendåre @galendare]

Lee Dixon is fucking clueless.

[galendåre @galendare]

Zero fucks given by that horse. 🤣 #ModernPentathlon

[galendåre @galendare]

@AllyStokoe I love a salad - that looks fantastic. Great choice of drink too.

[galendåre @galendare]

Archery/dressage mash up. That would be worth watching.

And you could make glue from the carcasses.

#Dressage

[galendåre @galendare]

Wow, you're an Olympian? What was it? 100m? Shot putt? Judo?

Er, no. I make a horse dance.

Oh ......

#Dressage

[galendåre @galendare]

@WilliamNB Covid aside, how can anyone think that looks enjoyable?

[galendåre @galendare]

You wouldn't dream of that much food for a standard meal but it's a BBQ so TRIPLE EVERYTHING. Oh, and some sides please.

[Cycleops70 @Carrot70]

@Mike_Stone_MSPS Drivers should wear helmets.

[⛰️🌳🐈‍⬛ CathArtic 🐈🐓🫖 @MumbrianSpinner]

If you're ever tempted to endanger/abuse the one on the left, can you remember it's the same person on the right? 🚗🚲🚘

[galendåre @galendare]

There was 'a commotion' in our garden earlier. A sparrow hawk attacking the sparrows. My wife's response? Put more seed out for the sparrows - don't know whether to be impressed or very scared.

[galendåre @galendare]

Of course his friend is called Julian #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

[galendåre @galendare]

Fucking numbskull #whowantstobeamillionaire

[galendåre @galendare]

Lee Dixon failing to understand how straight lines work. #EURO2020

[IwasTheRealDanieltheSpaniel @RAFpolicedog]

Save it. Just incase.