bbl gale

gale dekarios akgae

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ppl who r obsessed w non romanceable npcs in bg3 are this fandom's strongest soldiers. you all have my respect

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elenara, sun elf sorcerer.

#bg3twt

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she MIGHT be one of my prettiest tavs to date

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elenara's closeup for anyone that wanted to see it (no one)

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it pisses me off so bad when i'm in the middle of a fight and someone misses an attack an emperor's big headed ass says ''try something else!'' how about YOU get your ass out of that damn prism and help me out here 😒😒😒

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this is gale lowkey

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LIIIIIIIVES ALL MORTAL LIIIIIIVES EXPIIIIIIIRE

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TOP DILFS OF THE YEAR

🥇1 • Gale Dekarios

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i'm so obsessed with her facecard

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lack of companions interacting and bonding in between themselves aside from the occasional banter when walking around w them on your party. it was one of the very first things that annoyed me when i first got to camp and realized how everyone just stood there 😭

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me (someone who only knows dnd through bg3) anytime they mentioned waterdeep/baldurs gate/elminster in honor among thieves

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do you mind if i put on some ambient noise ? it helps me sleep

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who's up balduring their gate

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- gale is the least plot relevant companion!!
- how so?
- oh hes annoying and i didnt do his character quest

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funny that astarion is mostly mischaracterized by ppl who claim to be his biggest fans. bc wdym you saw him complaining about being only useful for his body for centuries, and your first thought was to go "omg daddy leash me 😍😍😍 so hot " and then proceed to ascend him,

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AND i'll go even further and say that it feels like larian pushes towards it too, by changing a!astarions kiss facial animations to make tav seem happier / pleased in their toxic dynamic.. not to mention the onlyfangs thing

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thank you larian studios

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HERE ARE MY BETS FOR CASTING

gale = pedro pascal
astarion = timothee chalamet
shadowheart = scarlet johansson
laezel = chris pratt
karlach =leanbeefpatty's acting debut