gali

gatekeeper of lemon trees. song wench. veteran btr stan account.

[gali @galigator_99]

"Be the meme you want to see on your dash."

[gali @galigator_99]

@courtneyashea is having her LAST FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL TODAY and I’m a proud momma 😭 look at her go in graduations past GOOD LUCK QUEEN (I’ve been doing these for her since like 2013)

[gali @galigator_99]

@MAXMusic Max doesn’t this feel like you have an extra finger

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

Babe are you okay? You've barely touched your

𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨: 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐊𝐅𝐂 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐱 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐥

[gali @galigator_99]

@veiledeyes110 Reporting this

[gali @galigator_99]

@arisaqz1 .

[gali @galigator_99]

I shouldn’t be this excited

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter is coming to Fortnite on April 8th.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Donald Trump is making a deliberate attempt to overwhelm the system, and to overwhelm you. It can be difficult to keep up. And that’s by design.

But we can keep up – and respond. Here’s what he’s doing, and what it means for you. Just the facts. 🧵⤵️

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We are living in a dangerous and unprecedented moment in American history.

I’m getting a lot of calls from people who are not only upset about what’s happening, but are wondering how we best go forward.

Here are my thoughts:

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

0 donations from pharma CEOs.

0 donations from Wall St. CEOs.

0 donations from oil company CEOs.

8 million from working people giving $27 at a time.

I am very proud of that fact.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: AOC blames crash on Trump / Elon

“I represent LGA Airport as well as workers for JFK. Trump gutted the Aviation Safety committee last week. Air traffic controllers, already understaffed, got Trump’s “buyout” this wk with a 1 wk ultimatum to decide. It’s not DEI - it’s him. And Elon too.”

[lefts @bomblefts]

Good morning

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

It's still wild to me that Trump voters said:

Rape is ok.
Racism is ok.
Bigotry is ok.
Pedophilia is ok.
Banning books is ok.
Fascism is ok.
Felony is ok.

Not ok to Trump voters:

Low prescription costs.
Low college tuition.
Homeownership programs.
Business loan programs.
Health insurance access.
Healthcare.
Lower child care costs.
Clean air.
Clean water.
Higher wages.
Chip manufacturing companies.
Infrastructure.
Expanded Veteran benefits.
Research…

Then they get mad when we point out how stupid they are.

#DemsUnited

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING

10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs

[gali @galigator_99]

@billboardca @TaylorSwift @13BARZFIELD on my hands and knees

[gali @galigator_99]

@erastourticks @RogersCentre @13BARZFIELD I reek of desperation

[gali @galigator_99]

@erastourticketz I’m off of work tomorrow and will drive there first thing in the morning! I have a perfect speak now dress and I need to go with my childhood best friend 💗

[gali @galigator_99]

@erastourticketz I am prepared to take a solo road trip for 7hrs to break my eras virginity dear god please