Garlan Tyrell

The Tyrell with best hair. Pass it on. ( Parody account. No affiliation to HBO or Eoin Macken )

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@notanoaf And have a beer burping contest? #boythings #andbrotoo

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@notanoaf nah, I just couldn't sleep and I figured I'd take you down with me. #brothings

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@notanoaf between me, Loras and her royal bitch, you certainly are.

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@notanoaf I wasn't asleep, I was being loud on purpose. Did you have a good night, brother?

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@queenmargaery and do u have a dad face bc u think it's so pretty but everyone else wants to vomit? #befriendscersei

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@queenmargaery I don't even know what dad jokes would be.

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@queenmargaery What is that, young lady?

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@queenmargaery #sold I've watched it all, but I'll do it again with you.

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@queenmargaery what are you planning to watch on netflix?

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@merlinithegreat yeah, you seem awfully familiar. Have we met before?

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

[ my grandpa is spending money like a lannister; he ain't got dough for that #learnednothigfromdowntonabbey ]

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@merlinithegreat I feel like in another life I might have died for you.

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

Stuck in traffic with Grandmother. I think she is plotting to kill our way out of here. #shedefinitelyis

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@queenmargaery Be nice to your new niece, sister. #aryarules #lovethearya

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@xyourmajesty Looking well, cousin.

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

Got the popcorn. Got the couch. Time for Downton Abbey marathon. #shutupimtough

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@hasaneedle Alright, I'll tell him, but I'm not making any promises. #itsnothinglikehecancatchuptoheranyway

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@hasaneedle nah, it's all cool on my end. we're all smart on my family so no one's dying. #exceptfordad #andlorasprolly #justmeandwillas

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@hasaneedle I guessed. And yeah sure we can do both, get your sword and snow shoes. #nailingthisdadthing

[Garlan Tyrell @gallant_tyrell]

@hasaneedle do you wanna build a snowman? #itdoesnthavetobeasnowman #wecanactuallyjustswordfight