gallarway

Anti-partisan. 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 AutisticAF

[gallarway @gallarway]

The answers to most of our questions lie in the answer to this one:

What does @stephenharper do for a living?

[MFA Russia 🇷🇺 @mfa_russia]

🇷🇺🇭🇺 Russia's President Vladimir Putin holds talks in the Kremlin with Prime Minister of Hungary Viktor Orban.

💬 Vladimir Putin: I hope we will have the opportunity to exchange views on building bilateral relations in this difficult situation.

🔗 https://t.co/VaoRjBWYpU

[gallarway @gallarway]

@Reywasmot_ @usapatriot20 @gtconway3d He’s got a pee-pee so small it makes his doctor uncomfortable.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@skyshimii It’s the coke

[gallarway @gallarway]

Then lose the fucking flags and anthems.

[Smiley88 @dwyoung88]

@myabradshaw78 Politics have 0 place in sports! Absolutely disgusting!

[gallarway @gallarway]

Is this supposed to make the guy look bad?

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

Look, I’ll save you the headache.

Kiriakou was known for two things *before* he unmasked an undercover CIA officer, went to prison for doing so, got out, and then went to work for the Russians.

When he was stationed in Greece, he illegally parked his car at the port in Piraeus next to the ferry boarding area. The police told him to move it. Kiriakou locked himself inside and refused to get out of his car and said he didn’t have to, he was from the U.S. Embassy. Caused an unnecessary diplomatic stink over a fucking parking violation, which became notorious in the building — although not nearly as notorious as what else happened to him in Greece.

His wife had an affair. When Kiriakou found out about it, he behaved in a manner unbefitting of any officer of any clandestine service, except maybe Russia’s, which is why he’s a good fit for them now. As he’ll be the first to tell you, he’s got bills to pay.

Big on the IRGC-aligned podcast bro circuit but knows nothing, is aggressive in his ignorance, and generally held to be a laughingstock at his former organization. I believe the kiddos call this being a “whistleblower,” which is even more hilarious.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@redroomrantings She was born in 1990, she’s farming for engagement.

[gallarway @gallarway]

That’s because your partisan brain is rotted.

[Jared Dillian @dailydirtnap]

I have many more issues with Ilhan Omar being worth $30 million than Elon being worth a trillion.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@KonstantinKisin Nah. The best thing is watching people who know nothing of the human nature and history smugly repeat the errors of their forefathers.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@CoreyWriting @magi_jay It’s not worth discussing anything with someone who can’t identity genocide and ethnic cleaning because they like Hollywood.

[gallarway @gallarway]

This is your “genius” LOL

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable "God-like powers" describing the chips as creating "Jesus-level miracles."

[gallarway @gallarway]

@YuhDunKnoEH @TheSlowBurn Has he always been so fluid in his positions? I quite liked a lot of his material but I can’t pin him down.

[gallarway @gallarway]

Why are you using your children as social shields?

Way to prove our point, ya braindead sociopath.

[Ben Mulroney @BenMulroney]

My daughter celebrated her 13th birthday yesterday. Go ahead. Make your case that she’s not “good”. I dare you.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@anon_opin They literally save hours of time.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@intothecrevasse Society has never earned that.

[gallarway @gallarway]

This is comically weak even for you, dude.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@DiaryofaSickGrl @SkyCatch_Her Then shut the fuck up

[gallarway @gallarway]

@HeyZeus @bonchieredstate Hahahha you’re quoting Milei. When you know you’re cooked lol

[gallarway @gallarway]

I NEED you to shut the fuck up and stop conflating Judaism with a secular state.

[EyeOnStalk @EyeOnStalk]

I NEED people on the left (and the right, but they're a lost cause) to acknowledge anti-Semitism is a real problem in your community. I need you to push back when it's on your side. She's an American singer at a basketball game.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@LegalishCA That was an unsubstantiated claim. 🤷🏻
Im probably wrong (of course, lol) but ya — that was mh first thought when I saw “her”.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@billybinion Resources are finite you fucking moron.

[gallarway @gallarway]

@ughfinewhatever I’m so perpetually online that I immediately read Coffeezilla and figured this was a weird little white boy crush, lol. 🤷🏻🕺🏻🤦🏻‍♂️