Phil Galsworthy

Just here to look at beer things and general funniness

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@SophieMcDLaw My friend messaged about one today - it's pretty bleak

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@souraIbum I did this with an exam at university

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@Dirtdragonmom Counterpoint - a jar of whole nutmegs should be passed down from generation to generation like a precious heirloom

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@Graham_Meakin Dying to try one of those

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@BetMGM

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@NsanityOfficial @Porky_Draws I keep dreaming he gets added to smash bros one day. Throwing hands and buzz saw would translate so well

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@s8n I'm still mad that they don't celebrate UK pancake day

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@paulspencer1973 According to the American commentary "he came in with cleats exposed" if that helps

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@Graham_Meakin @YesWeCrann @wednesdayite @WTIDPOD Born in Warrington, must be good

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@maestrofloogur There's an actual word for this - scurryfunge

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@missmulrooney Was he supposed to peak inside, or leave alone until gifted?

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@missmulrooney Exception for "what is a pirate's favourite letter?"

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@Graham_Meakin Surprised you called it a beer this time

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@BeerBottleBlond Top one is great if you have the ingredients

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@MaxJLHardy Would 100% try to light the wick before I believed it was tea

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@rchlltrmn I recently found out a friend of 5 years used to be a magician. Not even a faint clue.

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@ellorysmith My wife was very clear that the purpose was to coach the awkwardness out of me ahead of the wedding shots

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@paularambles My wife's gma pronounces the L in salmon and I can't get it out of my head

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@r1verwater @sneepsnorp3d Our doggie went down a bit of a different evolutionary path:

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@HLTCO Was Dion dublin not the first using that logic?