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A gambler at the Venetian turned a $5 side bet into $2.2 million on Sunday after being dealt a 7 card straight flush playing Face Up Pai Gow.

It was the largest Pai Gow Progressive jackpot in the resort's history, and the second largest in Las Vegas history.

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Whats the best table game at the casino?🤔

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Teaching them young so they can lose the house before they buy one

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Nevada casinos' net win in March:

Blackjack $98.9 million
Craps $38.4 million
Roulette $34.7 million
Baccarat $75.1 million
Sports $22.3 million
Penny slots $170.2 million

Source: Nevada Gaming Control

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Me looking ahead to Raiders vs Falcons on Monday Night Football

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Go ahead liberal… take a sip

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“Father, keep the big booty Latinas”

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If the boys had sports betting during middle school just imagine the parlays we would’ve built at this table

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*nuts on grandmas face*

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If overpaying for devils dandruff and losing your monthly trust deposit in one casino trip was a picture

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POV: It’s 7am and you’re staring at the bag

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My liberal friend pulling after cashing on Trumps debate prop bets

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My favorite degenerate gambler

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Will never understand why this painting of George Bush was hung in Jeffery Epsteins house

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“Im severely depressed and I don’t know what to do. God give me a sign”

The sign:

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Traded casino chips for this watch with a dude I met at the blackjack table in the 90s

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Yes, I’d like to put 20 bands on the Floyd Gayweather moneyline

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POV: My brain cells when I accidentally rail a line of K instead of Dominican diesel powder

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“Dad why is my sister’s name Rose?”

“Because your mom loves roses.”

“Thanks, dad.”

“No problem, 3 day bender”