BOGO octopus is officially live. If any of these players don’t hit their prop I am going to drunkenly tweet at their family members as if they are personally responsible
BOGO octopus is officially live. If any of these players don’t hit their prop I am going to drunkenly tweet at their family members as if they are personally responsible
BOGO octopus is officially live. If any of these players don’t hit their prop I am going to drunkenly tweet at their family members as if they are personally responsible
Gotta special treat for the masses today. In celebration of BOTH of my drunk and disorderly charges being downgraded to misdemeanors(thank you Richard Shwartz), I will be posting two, yes, TWO(2) Octopus’s, octopi if you will, for today’s slate. Stay vigilant #onecallthatsall
The diabetic jr analyst FanDuel put in charge of monitoring my account getting ready to pack it in for the weekend after the pus lost last night, thinking he could rest easy and that I’d didn’t have that dog in me, then seeing 8 more picks in my betslip this morning
The diabetic jr analyst FanDuel put in charge of monitoring my account getting ready to pack it in for the weekend after the pus lost last night, thinking he could rest easy and that I’d didn’t have that dog in me, then seeing 8 more picks in my betslip this morning
“Octopus’s can’t gamble”
“You’ve literally never won a bet”
“Your drinking problem is causing you to push away the people who love you most”
Blah blah blah. It’s been an entire offseason of NOISE - but talk is cheap. Time to put the ball down
Week 1 pus SOON #thePusAbides
Had too many beers in J hole and woke up in a teepee 40 miles north of Cheyenne. The natives call this valley “mahala wi ko pei” which means Honey spilt on wounded knee. The road ahead is tiresome and the trials are many, but a bison must graze.
Rocky Mountain pus. Soon.