The Octopus

Twitter's favorite gambling cephalopod. Eight leg parlays ONLY. Vegas and bottom dwelling crustaceans hate him. Year to date profit(loss): $(2200)

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

Cease and f*ing desist @bet365

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Hoist the sails

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Just walked in to the local liquor store like Brian Dawkins coming out of the tunnel for a late December division rivalry game

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They’re calling it the Proptopus ™️

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BOGO octopus is officially live. If any of these players don’t hit their prop I am going to drunkenly tweet at their family members as if they are personally responsible

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Romello Brinson cashed his over in less than 2 minutes of game action. Clearly knew what was at stake

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

BOGO octopus is officially live. If any of these players don’t hit their prop I am going to drunkenly tweet at their family members as if they are personally responsible

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

BOGO octopus is officially live. If any of these players don’t hit their prop I am going to drunkenly tweet at their family members as if they are personally responsible

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

Gotta special treat for the masses today. In celebration of BOTH of my drunk and disorderly charges being downgraded to misdemeanors(thank you Richard Shwartz), I will be posting two, yes, TWO(2) Octopus’s, octopi if you will, for today’s slate. Stay vigilant #onecallthatsall

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

Kid is shaking in his boots rn we could be on to something

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The diabetic jr analyst FanDuel put in charge of monitoring my account getting ready to pack it in for the weekend after the pus lost last night, thinking he could rest easy and that I’d didn’t have that dog in me, then seeing 8 more picks in my betslip this morning

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

He never misses twice

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

The diabetic jr analyst FanDuel put in charge of monitoring my account getting ready to pack it in for the weekend after the pus lost last night, thinking he could rest easy and that I’d didn’t have that dog in me, then seeing 8 more picks in my betslip this morning

[the bus🇹🇹 @02ChevySuburban]

@gamblingoctopus “A river cuts through a rock, not because of its power but because of its persistence”

[The Octopus @gamblingoctopus]

Best part of a Friday pus is if it doesn’t hit we go again tomorrow. Like water against a rock. Everlasting

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“Octopus’s can’t gamble”

“You’ve literally never won a bet”

“Your drinking problem is causing you to push away the people who love you most”

Blah blah blah. It’s been an entire offseason of NOISE - but talk is cheap. Time to put the ball down

Week 1 pus SOON #thePusAbides

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Had too many beers in J hole and woke up in a teepee 40 miles north of Cheyenne. The natives call this valley “mahala wi ko pei” which means Honey spilt on wounded knee. The road ahead is tiresome and the trials are many, but a bison must graze.

Rocky Mountain pus. Soon.

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@bighitronnie @wesleybryangolf Would have voted for group A if Dan Rapaport was included

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Marchtopus

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DID SOMEONE SAY MARCHTOPUS

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@bighitronnie @boywagz I’m in tears we were both like hell yeah it is

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@bighitronnie With those teeth?

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@ForePlayPod He’s a cheat and a scumbag. Not a surprise at all