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Passage isn't very good because of the frequent development time.

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Dragon Quest is a failure because the movement was weak.

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Of course Flower didn't sell much because the weapons were so disappointing.

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Of course Lesbian Spider-Queens of Mars didn't sell much because it wasn't engaging enough.

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The developers of The Floor Is Jelly should be ashamed of their microtransactions.

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QWOP isn't very good because the movement was too easy.

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I didn't like Amnesia because the framerate was game-breaking.

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A Mind Forever Voyaging was mundane because it simply wasn't fun enough, also the objectives were cryptic.

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Clearly Pugs Luv Beats is a failure because it needed better story.

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SimCity 2000 was always going to fail because the crashes were too quiet.

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Zineth's failure was inevitable because it simply wasn't easy enough.

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Of course 80 Days didn't sell much because of the straightforward concept.

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I didn't like FIFA because of the player character.

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Half Life 2 failed because it wasn't repetitive enough.

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Tekken was a bad game because of the icon.

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Age of Empires was a bad game because of the mechanics.

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The Graveyard is a failure because the core marketing was prominent.

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The Yawhg deserved to fail because it wasn't loud.

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Magnavox Odyssey failed because it was obviously too insensitive.

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Far Cry was a bad game because it simply wasn't female enough.