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[𝑱 @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[j64th @literallymej]

When people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this:

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Topz @tophz_]

I’ve been searching for a series that gives me the same feeling as Game of Thrones… and I’m starting to think it doesn’t exist.

[P🏹 @1namill_e]

toronto really moving like gotham a bitch can’t even salsa on st clair

[spider @BDY8LEGS]

u really dont save money skipping your upkeep. you just be ugly and sad

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

[Clementine♡ @queerboyclem]

used basmati rice for dinner instead of jasmine rice.

[beguey. @hijabeys]

sincere saying he’s gonna do everything in his power to get melanie back but he couldn’t even give up the bed for one night

[My Lady🤎 @_OhThatsTia]

Melanie yes ..the only reason he chooses you is because you are a fucking fool. That’s correct #loveislandUSA

[tigs 🇰🇪🇲🇽 | 🦌 @danielesibiza]

You tell me

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[97 @gameoffros]

@drewisearly @FearedBuck And why is it your expectation that one party has to exercise self control, while the other doesn’t…?

[planefag @planefag]

That Chud guy handled the prosecutors office an awful lot of evidence for premeditation. If you're doing everything in your power to instigate a fistfight so you can end it with a gun, have said as much outright, and have documented your repeated history of doing so, you're hosed

[97 @gameoffros]

@drewisearly @FearedBuck Running around hurling offensive epithets at random people in an effort to provoke them so you can justify violence against them is not civilized behaviour, btw.

[Lyn @_ayandamay]

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

it must be so frightening as a suburban white parent to watch your child randomly develop a blaccent