Since so many are jumping ship from @elonmusk’s digital version of the Titanic, I’m heading over to @bluesky.
We all know how much he sucks @realDonaldTrump’s dick. At least I’ll be on a platform that doesn’t have anything to do with that love affair.
@realDonaldTrump They're selling out because you're buying them up. I don't see this movie becoming number one. But, it is destined to win quite a few Razzies.
@IfindRetards Well, the next time I get sick, how about I come over to your place and we can cuddle all night until the sun rises? I’ll bring wine and roses.
.@POTUS on the Nobel Peace Prize: "I've stopped eight wars, so that's never happened before — but they'll have to do what they do. Whatever they do is fine. I know this: I didn't do it for that, I did it because I saved a lot of lives."