Ethan Nordmark

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

http://t.co/oDLSoAiJkl Fuck you, lack of a can openner. #WhatANight

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

I didn't clog the fucking toilet, I'm tired of fixing the fucking toilet. >:(

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

Just fuck this day.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@NintendoAmerica Tired of my daughter deleting my #ACNL town!

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@NintendoAmerica Make it so I can back up my files on to the SD card in the 3DS!

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

#yolo

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

Feeling beautiful! #NOTdrunk #OHYEAH #VDayNightBaby #hollaback

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@SammNordmark No. Still at GCI.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@PolarBearSarah But I gave you Alan Rickman!

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

I made myself sad.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@PolarBearSarah "Staring Acadamy Award nominated actors, Nicolas Cage and Jonah Hill. And Awardless Hack Alan Rickman"

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@PolarBearSarah I know, right? Where's my Lifetime movie?

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

Good bye, world. I'll miss you. Hopefully I can survive the phoneless darkness.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@PolarBearSarah That would be crazy. He got some crazy app to cheat on it. I don't even know why!

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

@PolarBearSarah My uncle still plays, and is trying to get a high score. He might as well be competing in a myspace game.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

Fuck you, person none of my followers knows!

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

I hate when my night goes great, and then someone I don't want to talk to tries to talk to me.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

Going away dinner! Packed house.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

That last tweet was my wife. Just don't stare at mouths.

[Ethan Nordmark @gamerjimi]

Fucking hate the way people look when they chew gum.