Loner... Alpha... Sensitive young man.... Women are evil (Besides Sayori) ..... #2 MAGACOCK carrier... Cinnamon Bun Crusader.... Sayori is love.. Sayori is life
โSir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-โ
โKill the endangered ponies."
"W-what?"
"Ban social media for everyone under 16."
"B-but sir!"
"Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences."
โS-sirโฆ you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.โ
โLegalize incest.โ
โSIR!โ
โI quit.โ