Bearyyy

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

it feels like a complete fucking scam that i got told my whole life you'd get in trouble for rарe instead of just getting a super permanently attached gf who will never block you

[le'on @twobularbells]

Greg in his gay little diary: "today i got molested at school and my life sucks"
Rodrick in the basement:

[limitlesstack @limitlesstack]

> surgeons are on it
> astronauts are on it
> sam altman is on it
> the white house is on it
> the french military is on it
> air force pilots are on it

do you understand now?

[kit @kitt_er]

“Video games teach you nothing”
What video games actually taught us:

Roblox:
It's okay to be a pedophile

Wordle:
It's okay to be a pedophile

Tetris:
It's okay to be a pedophile

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

cómo se siente cuando estoy viendo una película romántica y los protagonistas no terminan juntos porque la lección es aprender a dejar ir

[Krish Ashok @krishashok]

Peak Japanese motivational poster

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[chad @chasedbywasps]

as a man, once you get into your late 20s/early 30s you really have to grow up and start focusing on gaming and the gym

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[♡ Mazio @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[regan @reganyeah]

yea same honestly

[Academia dos Gamers Oficial @academiadgamers]

"Por que os jogadores do PC nunca reclamam do preço dos jogos?"

Jogadores do PC:

[Gromnak @gromnak]

>Be male gamer
>Peak Grandmaster
>Try to go pro but not good enough
>Become “female”
>Get paid to play against Diamond women
>Get called a “top female player” by woke orgs
>If actual female pros speak out they will lose their jobs
>Whole esports industry forced to play pretend

[G @guvercinn26]

Dünyanın en komik gifi

[dyed. @dyedxo]

ap shaco when you walk into his fuckass boxes on drake spawn

[Icy @whereicy]

No one talks about how one of the side effects from going to the gym is slowly becoming evil

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Riot
> 2014 anti-cheat team is 3 guys
> legacy system Packman barely works
> 2020 ship Vanguard, kernel-level, on boot
> internet calls it a Chinese rootkit
> ship it anyway
> ban 3.6M Valorant cheaters in 4 years
> one ban every 37 seconds
> 2024 force it onto League, 175K bans in months
> scripting drops below 1% for the first time in 4 years
> Elysium, Oasys, Zeitgeist all shut down
> May 22 2026 flip IOMMU on DMA rigs, they blue-screen mid-match
> tweet "congrats on your $6k paperweight"

a Tencent rootkit just bricked a $6,000 wallhack rig and the only people mad are the guys who bought one