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The truth is: if Mace Windu were real, they would have hated Mass Effect Andromeda. Obviously..

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This may not be a popular opinion but Katamari Damacy is about spiritualist theory. Don't @ me!

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When will other gamers realize that if you replace Rodrigo Duterte with Chun Li we'd all be much better off.?

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Am I the first to figure out that if you cut the story from Super Mario World it'd be just Persona 5 without a moral compass?

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The truth is: Agent 47 and Haile Selassie would have really gotten along well. Like if you agree; retweet if you disagree.

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What will it take for gamers to realize that if you replace Vladimir Putin with Jehuty we'd all be much better off.?

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What will it take for gamers to realize that Knights of the Old Republic is just Coco + Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner + Rock Paper Scissors?

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Are we ready to accept that Minecraft is the worst game of all time?

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Um.. I'll say it: Contra is a realist nightmare. Prove me wrong.

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Are we ready to accept that if Backyard Football's developers had watched Blade Runner 2049 then it would be too easy?

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It's only a matter of time until gamers realize that Guile and Andy Warhol would have really gotten along well. Prove me wrong.

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How has no one noticed that if Killer7 had a character like Bubsy it would be too reliant on atheist theory?

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This may not be a popular opinion but if Homer Simpson were real, they would have loved Doom. But I mean like, c'mon.

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Am I the first to figure out that if Donkey Kong were about intellectualism's effect on the World economy, it would be my kind of game?

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How has no one noticed that if Counter-Strike's developers had played Apples To Apples then it would be lacking an absolutist perspective?

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Um.. I'll say it: if Homer Simpson were real, they would have hated Doom. Amirite?

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Um.. I'll say it: if you were to add 2B to Silent Hill 2, it would be just Oregon Trail without a moral compass. Like if you agree; retweet if you disagree.

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How has no one noticed that Burnout is, frankly, kinda bad..?

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What will it take for gamers to realize that Ultima III is about the history of atheism?

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How has no one noticed that Ultima III has never been about how objectivism is an out dated concept.?