Gaming Table Talk

Shit said while playing roleplaying games!

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"I mean, Megalomania isn't so bad." #vampire #malkavian #charactergen

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...And now rat boy is getting pissed on... #orientaladventures #nocontext

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"Disobedience happens at your age. YOLO." - Wisdom from the ancients. #OrientalAdventures

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After a failed astrogation check, the ship ends up in empty space instead of above a planet: "Uh, was the Death Star here?" #starwarsrpg

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Harley Quinn: Medicine Woman #mashup #warhammer40k

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"What's it called? Deuce Mechanicus?" #rpgnight #deusexmachina

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"Someone used the force to coerce them! They were, uh, 'Fo-erced.'"
#starwarsrpg

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Seinfeld in Star Wars: Kramer's a Gungan, George a Sullustan, Elaine a Toydarian, and Jerry's a protocol droid. #starwarsrpg

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Astromech name: R2-FU #starwarsrpg

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"Hey rigger--"
"That's racist."
#shadowrun

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"What do all your acolytes call you?"
"Whatever you call a shaolin monk."
"Okay. 'Sensei, Sifu, Seafood. What do you want?'"
#shadowrun

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I'm an engineer. We don't climb trees if we need something out of them, we bulldoze them down.

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"I taught your daughter a lesson every shadowrunner needs to learn: sometimes your best friend needs to die." #shadowrun

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"It's a short wave radio, so it's really easy to pick up truckers."
Gay guy at the table straightens up: "uh, what?"
#endoftheworld

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"Okay, I run to the back of the building."
DM - "You run back there?
"Well, MY run, so a slow walk."
#endoftheworld

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In 2075, first base is anal. #shadowrun

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Do androids pass electric gas? #shadowrun

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"I'm not a Jedi!"
"Way you're acting, you should be."
Um, burn?
#starwarsrpg

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While low on supplies:
"We'll ration for now, if we run out we'll eat the Trandoshan's arm."
"It'll grow back!"
#poorNPC #starwarsrpg

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That's what adventuring is. A "lucrative ordeal." #pathfinder