Gabriel Kokan 🐀

I'm just Gabe.

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

Twitter had another data breach, goodbye Twitter.

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@Jocelyn31358 @TeaTimeTroy @brenonade @FoxNews @donlemon This tweet is severely underappreciated

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@NetworkPlumber_ @iamraisini @elonmusk Scamming? I don't remember a digital blue check mark costing $8 before.

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@Czesc45 @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump no.

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

#RatVerified

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@god @adidas No? You bought the product, end of transaction. I don't return sliced ham because it went bad. Sell them on eBay or something

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@vgdunkey I don't get Twitter notifications, but Twitter definitely had to show me this one.

[Florida's Natural @FloridasNatural]

@valgalvelasco Hi! Unfortunately we have discontinued the Fruit Nuggets. We will let our team know you miss them!

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@FloridasNatural PLEASE bring them back!!! Fruit nuggets were The. Best. Snack of childhood.

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@spookydecor ah- ah- ah- ah- stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!~

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Why do they call it lovin' when you love in the cold person of out hot hug the person?

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@XeinoOmega No, it's MORE than that, it makes games look WAY SMOOTHER!

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@GFuelEnergy My house is already haunted, the bedroom ghost needs a friend!! 👻

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@XeinoOmega Those eyes don't look very patient...

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@XeinoOmega wolf on da shelf what will he do

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@XeinoOmega Disappointed there's no Scrimblo Bimblo obscure character reference in the reveal :(

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

@XeinoOmega try lake winnipeg next

[Gabriel Kokan 🐀 @gammathered]

putting on a new screen protector trying not to get any dust underneath it

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@MagicNiklas @LinusTech I love the setup but that mouse is too close to the edge 😬