Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon)

Joke account highlighting all things in UK politics and more. Not to be taken seriously.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

Things I want from Johnson when he is PM

1. A better deal with the EU than the one we have now as full members
2. £350 million of the NHS every week, no arguments
3. Trade deals with at least 70 countries by Christmas as we had them lining up.

Just as promised in 2016.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

@Runzwithfire Really sorry to hear this, she sounds like a remarkable woman. Will be thinking of you and your family at this time.

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Momentum losing another campaign is proof that they are the right people to be in control of the labour party.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

My #gammonarmy will be pleased, with no foreigners coming to steal their jobs they can finally get that job down the farm they've been after for years!

https://t.co/QscTJIfyPv

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Sacrificing the economy for sovereignty and blue passports: worth it

Sacrificing the economy to save hundreds of thousands of lives: have we really thought this through?

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Heidi Allen having @MarkFrancois12 for dinner. A true Patriot sacrifices himself so that others can survive. Well done Mark.

[Heidi Allen @heidiallen75]

Ok, so after my disastrous ginger nuts yesterday, I’m cooking ham today. 10hours at 200C right? #CoronaLockdown

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@Runzwithfire When he's next to the chancellor he looks completely inadequate

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

Great briefing from the PM there, stood next to Boris Johnson

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

My biggest worry during the #CoronavirusOutbreak is will the government front bench be able to maintain their supply of cocaine?

Won't someone PLEASE think of Michael Gove!

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

@Runzwithfire We'll be using the Mail, Sun and Express before long. Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

UK: We can cope with Brexit. We just need the Blitz spirit!

UK: panic buys toilet roll and loses its mind over coronovirus.

Keep calm and be sensible would be a better option.... anyway I'm off to buy a box of Kleenex to wipe my arse with.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

Just for my #gammonarmy international men's day is in November.

#snowflakes

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

It's worth it for the comments from people who accuse those younger than them of being snowflakes.

Its almost as if the idea of restricting their rights is making them annoyed.

https://t.co/1J5qATkpra

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

Rumours abound that the PM has signed up for a new channel 4 documentary...

'14 children(ish) and counting!'

It will highlight the lives of one of the biggest benefits claimants in the UK and his luxury london home paid for by you!

#priti #good #distraction

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I will add, I think hurling abuse at Yorkshire Tea because you don't like a politician is also pathetic. He's making a brew, the office buys the tea bags.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

Yes the right side of politics had a nice calm reaction to vegan sausage rolls...

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

It's always the left that does this.

Never the other way around.

An angry, insular tribe.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

Already those who advocated it most are distancing themselves from it.

https://t.co/psci6okGCP

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@Runzwithfire I remember there being a big discussion about it with regards to Bush being Republican and would the relationship change. If anything they became more integrated

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

@Runzwithfire 100% agree. Look at Blair and Bush and how they influenced each other. Has happened a lot throughout history

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

@Runzwithfire With regards to a change for Johnson. We'll have to see, I doubt it though. Bernie has a lot of resistance to his policies from big money corporations and they will more than likely side with Trump.

[Chief Gammon #FBPG (follow back pro gammon) @gammon_in_chief]

@Runzwithfire I think he's got the best chance of beating Trump, however Trump has basically just campaigned for the last 4 years, knows how to play to his crowd, so Bernie has a heck of a job on his hands.