Russell

I live for parody and satire.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on earth is super rich businessmen whose money didn't make them happy and now their hobby is destroying the world.

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@LGBTSRH @JamalKhanfer Who puts no then yes? I pressed the wrong bloody button and I suspect so did the others voting yes 😂

[Russell @gammoncentral]

£40,000,001

[★ @Guisepe_]

PSG ready to negotiate for Kylian Mbappe:

Real madrid can't afford to spend 180m, Manchester United are broke, Manchester City not interested, Barcelona are very very broke, Won't play in the Europa league, Bayern Munich can't afford him.

Arsenal...

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@DD_Geopolitics

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

damn...

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Remember all the cowboys that got government contracts for PPE? Turns out there’s also some cowboys that got government owned mortgages on the cheap. #MortgagePrisoners

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@Thekillerhertz I can add to this, your ‘first home’ as an MP, is a hotel in London, your home constituency home, is in the moodiest shithole you represent, watch them work to better the shitholes then.

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@cctvidiots Let the dog go, let the boy learn.

[Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve]

Hospitals like this one in Makeevka in the Donetsk Republic are frequently attacked by Ukrainian forces using western-supplied weapons. Yet these war crimes, which take place on a daily, even hourly basis, are subjected to a blanket silence and ignored by the western media

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@Usdanishgirl @ZelenskyyUa They’ve been acting for years, it’s the very reason for this mess.

[Russell @gammoncentral]

I hope it works out for #kane in Germany, in fairness it’s not really worked here due to English not being his first language. Here’s hoping his Germans better.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Brainwashed people be mad as fuck when you ain't brainwashed.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Strangely Richard Banks doesn’t list his directorship of Topaz Finance on LinkedIn https://t.co/TpzNFP68dW

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

I find it almost poetic that #FranceHasFallen, while Russia is stronger than ever before.

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

No lies detected.

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@DrLoupis One of the better looking ones too 😂

[Russell @gammoncentral]

And just to note, 98% of all breast cancers are found on the same side as a root canal (if you have one!)

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Hi @FCBarcelona. Did you run out of ink for your Saudi Arabian page?

[Russell @gammoncentral]

@macergifford @mgcanmore Those mine kits any good for the butterfly mines used by Ukrainian army?

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

Freedom of speech in Germany? … Nope …