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ceo of disappointing my parents - professional Tesla hater - comedian - CPP (certified parking princess) - I chase pigeons

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇺🇸🇻🇪 BREAKING: Trump: "We've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela, large tanker, very large— largest over ever seized actually."

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@EdKrassen nice AI video Ed

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@HenMazzig Nice fake story, Hen!
Jews aren’t this good looking

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@BriannaWu A trans women, speaking about intellect… interesting

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@DefiantLs Oh my god! Talented black people !?! BLASPHEMOUS !

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@MeghanMcCain How much easier, Meghan?

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@WhiteHouse @FLOTUS @PressSec If he could simply “sign a bill” to reopen the government… why wasn’t this done I don’t know… 43 days ago?

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@orenbarsky @Beevor12 Ok, So what you're saying is that Israel doesn't need any aid, either financially or militarily?

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@saras76 Ehhh they just need a few more years for trumpy

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@WhiteHouse Aren’t yall supposed to be coworkers lmao this is why you can’t work with men

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@elonmusk We need more homeless and more starving people NOW !!!

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@elonmusk And it should be left that way you fat fucking bozo shut the fuck up

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@JDVance Lmao

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@WhiteHouse lol

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changing my name to pat macafee so my boyfriend will actually listen to me

[John Goddard @nonestlex]

I don't recognise the language being spoken on my train anymore.

Not a single conversation in English for 40 minutes.

I look around and realise I'm the foreigner now.

In my own country. On the train line I grew up on.

And if I mention this, I'm the problem.

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

Elizabeth Warren’s net worth is $12 Million.

Zohran Mamdani’s family is worth $22 Million.

They’re playing all of you.

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@PressSec What’s a shellack

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I find it a silent win that https://t.co/3YK7eHdzGG still gets you here (to Twitter)

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@Square_pantszn This is a broke way of thinking tbh