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mmf y

[✶ @mendadaknih]

kapan 😔 sih 😔 ada 😔 hari 😔 dimana 😔 kita 😔 gak 😔 perlu 😔 khawatirin 😔 career 😔 pressure 😔 academic 😔 pressure 😔 dan 😔 semua 😔 pressure 😔 lainnya 😔

[s permata @chikopicinoo]

seandainya punya banyak uang, aku mau beliin teman-temanku barang keinginan mereka…. because they deserve all the good things in life

[k @4dwrlddd]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

[😭 @bebeqmadura]

Apasi buzzer ngatain gue anak abah iri anak abah iri, presiden lu noh tolol

[⋆ @diorsvogue]

jack blues giving hailey snacks on her mouth im literally on my knees 😭

[raven pembaik @obpsession]

laki laki yg harus dihindari:
1. voter 02
2. misoginis yg asal ngomong "sepakat" setiap ada perempuan yang menyampaikan pendapat

[wildclip @wildklip]

A group of ladies sang “Happy Birthday” to a random man as a prank, but it turned out it was actually his birthday. 😅❤️

[aisatsana @wialtz]

GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE AND HAVE REAL FUCKING SEX I SWEAR TO GOD YALL NEED TO STOP GRINDING ON THAT 4GB RAM SMARTPHONE AND HAVE REAL TOUCH

[🍎🌟 @lettaecook]

@sainzette lu mau ngentot apa mau berkebun banh

[🫧 @moonblvrd]

Persetan semua laki-laki dengan jokes cabul mereka dan para enabler-nya. May you all rot in hell.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Put a man in a room full of women
He will call it a heaven
Put a women in a room full of man
She will call it hell

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

KAK😭😭😭😭

[aka @akafaceUS]

A couple committed to dieting together were caught sneaking snacks in the middle of the night, unable to resist the temptation.

[Halal Nation @HalalNation_]

The 5 Prayers 🕰️

[Harram @_harramm]

allahumma ini as'aluka to be loved by someone who loves me more than I ever thought possible, Amin .

[Harram @_harramm]

Allahumma inni as’aluka hajj, umrah, job with higher salary, positive environment, happy in everything i do, skinny.

[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

Geram juga kadang bila kita nak beli baju online, tengok description / tanya live host “material apa ye”, jawapan: “material premium”.

PREMIUM APA NYAHHH PREMIUM POLYESTER? PREMIUM COTTON? PREMIUM BULU KUCING?? WHAT DOES PREMIUM EVEN MEAN IN THIS CONTEXT????

[Firza @firzadwp]

Gen z beli Netflix tapi ngga pernah ditonton

[( ◕◡◕)っ @kaptenAmercia]

Tiap hari buka tutup shopee sampe syifa hadju sama el nya akrab sama gw