Then comes the stupid defence mechanism: "why do men love sex like food"?
Truly, she can diffuse the situation by saying, "Babe, you know I'm late for work. If you can hold on for me till so so so time, the way I will 'deal' with you ehn, your legs will be shaking . . ."
You've given him something bigger and better to look forward to.
If you married a responsible man, he will logically let go of the smaller enjoyment, for the grandiose one that is coming.
Give him a French kiss to seal the promise.
He'll be counting down to the Private Viewing.
This morning I watched a YouTube video and Bishop Oyedepo said something that stopped me mid-scroll.
He talked about a land his church needed. They found the perfect one, went to negotiate, but the money wasn't complete.
He asked the seller if 30% could work with the rest paid in installments.
The seller said no.
A Nigerian engineer once told me something I haven’t stopped thinking about.
He said, “The day I got my offer letter from Amsterdam, my colleague reported me to HR.”
I asked him why.
He said, “Because I was about to earn in one month what he’d earned in three years.”
Then he said, “And the worst part? I understood him.”
First lecture of the semester.
Dr. Fashola is taking attendance.
He gets to a name “Tunde Aborisade” and calls it twice.
Nobody answers.
He marks it present both times.
Then he looks up at the class and says, very quietly:
"Row G. Back left corner. Don't sit there tomorrow."
Then he moves straight on.
No explanation.
Just continues down the register like he said nothing unusual at all.
We looked at each other.
Nobody spoke.
The seat in row G, back left corner, was already empty.
You want to use overall team results to discredit Bruno Fernandes? Let's do one for you then.
Over 10 years of photography journalism, Mr. Pictures (Pooja) hasn't used his photos to win any of the following awards;
1. World Press Photo Awards
2. Sony World Photography Awards
3. Hasselblad Award
4. Prix Pictet
5. Leica Oskar Barnack Award
6. Hamdan International Photography Award
7. International Photography Awards
8. Lucie Awards
9. Royal Photographic Society Awards
10. Shpilman International Prize for Excellence in Photography
11. AOP Photography Awards
12. Communication Arts Photography Competition
13. LensCulture Photography Awards
14. PX3 Prix de la Photographie Paris
15. Monochrome Photography Awards
16. Fine Art Photography Awards
17. ND Awards
18. International Color Awards
19. Black & White Spider Awards
20. One Eyeland Photography Awards
21. Wildlife Photographer of the Year
22. Nature Photographer of the Year
23. BigPicture Natural World Photography Competition
24. European Wildlife Photographer of the Year
25. Asferico International Nature Photography Competition
26. Bird Photographer of the Year
27. Underwater Photographer of the Year
28. Travel Photographer of the Year
29. International Landscape Photographer of the Year
30. Landscape Photographer of the Year
31. Epson International Pano Awards
32. Siena International Photo Awards
33. Siena Drone Photo Awards
34. Aerial Photography Awards
35. World Sports Photography Awards
36. Pink Lady Food Photographer of the Year
37. iPhone Photography Awards
38. Mobile Photography Awards
39. International Garden Photographer of the Year
40. Ansel Adams Award for Conservation Photography
41. Fogtdal Photographers Award
42. Taylor Wessing Photo Portrait Prize
43. Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize
44. National Geographic Photo Contest
45. Renaissance Photography Prize
46. Life Framer Photography Prize
47. Chromatic Awards
48. Tokyo International Foto Awards
49. Moscow International Foto Awards
50. Budapest International Foto Awards.
Quantity photos.
@olajidejamesk@Ebuka Those Mercs have a better advantage tbh
The only way to stop them is if they crash or if they perform badly in the rain else we're in for a Merc 1,2 and Ferrari 3,4 all season.
@gksworld@fiagirly@fullstopcth It's mind blowing
Leclerc and Hamilton should be dusting these guys with their constant explosive start.
The Merc guys surely know something that the others don't