My girlfriend: ...
Me: see, cuz mice are too small, and guinea pigs are too big, but hamsters are exactly palm sized so the intrusive thoughts of crushing them make sense even if I never actually want to do it.
My girlfriend: ...
How Asian would you say you are on a scale of 1 to "unless you are willing to mop the floors by hand before you leave, you will remove your shoes before entering my home' ?
Random idea: poi dancing but with one of those metal things that priests use for swinging incense. I would not be surprised if someone has already done this with sage at burning man.
Trying to hold space as a recovering co-dependent in the presence of a swirling vortex of co-dependency. Managed fairly decently I think but holy fuck I am tired down to my soul.
Spending the afternoon with my mother today felt like a cram session of all the different flavors of generational trauma I've been tasked with trying to untangle