Clarence

Gallowgate dweller; tory/reform despiser; snob what never suffered the humiliation of his ma ordering clothes out a catalogue.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP? NEWCASTLE WON THE CUP ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

Ya magnificent bastards. Each and every one of yas

[Clarence @GanRadge]

All the pervs gutted there’ll be no more Colombian fanny are forgetting that the band who gave us Duffman’s theme tune are going through.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

@thetynebar From memory he’d signed just a day or two before so no-one really clocked him except us saddos!

[Clarence @GanRadge]

He’s come a long way since his trip to the Tyne Bar on 12 August 2017 (so says my camera roll)

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Is Murat Yakin the coolest bloke in this World Cup? Looks likes he’s smoked more tabs than I’ve had hot dinners and a Bond villain who gets the fanny that Bond wants.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Saying “Ndoye” sounds like someone from the Black Country singing Whitney Houston.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Reminder a lass sent this man a photo of her tits and his response was “tremendous by the way”

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

MICHAEL OWEN: England aren't 'brave' for the way they beat Mexico. The reaction drives me mad. Play like that vs France, Spain or Argentina and we'll get our backsides kicked https://t.co/M2uNuBdBmM

[robin crapanzano @CrapanzanoRobin]

🛬 Sean #Steur is gearriveerd in Newcastle.
Om zijn toptransfer van #Ajax naar #NUFC af te ronden. Contract tot 2031. 24+3 miljoen en 12% doorverkoop.@MikeVerweij

[Clarence @GanRadge]

On the theme of the Netherlands’ song this summer:

Gaan links, gaan links.
Gaan links, rechts, links.
Gaan links, gaan rechts, ga de opstap ophalen, gaan links, gaan rechts, gaan links.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨🛬 Sean Steur has landed in Newcastle ahead of his £23m move from Ajax.
👨🏻‍⚕️ ✍🏼 The Dutchman will have his medical tomorrow, before becoming #NUFC’s third summer signing.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Momentum just swung completely after that first goal.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

@thetynebar Sure is!

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Sky News and The Times did not publicise where the Farage's family lives.

Nigel Farage did.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Standing in the by-election though, costing the public purse unnecessarily. What a cunt.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

What a pathetic load of woe is me waffle from an elected public servant.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Ah had on, there we go. He’s fucking off.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Eeeee this’ll look wonderful next to our Viz Shannon Matthews commemorative plate xx

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Just ordered a commemorative plate

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United to open talks with Freiburg in coming days as work continues to sign Johan Manzambi. #NUFC now leading contender for 20yo midfielder & intensifying efforts to get deal done. #Switzerland international keen on opportunity @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WbueMd0xu1

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Crudely putting some music over a video clip can always make things funnier.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Dear Twitter, it’s fine to admit you don’t know anything about this Dutch lad.

[Clarence @GanRadge]

Hahahahahaahahahaha what superb news to wake up to!

Je suis Belgique.

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

Roberto Martinez has made millions wasting Belgium's golden generation and then wasting Portugal's golden generation, fair play to the bloke

[Clarence @GanRadge]

At least if Donny Daftcunt’s crew beat Belgium, they should get pumped senseless on Saturday.