George Pauken

[George Pauken @gapauken]

@weirdmedicine Apparently most of us 😂

[George Pauken @gapauken]

@TexasGetSome @bobkevoian @BobsFunGirl Awesome tribute 👍🏾

[George Pauken @gapauken]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #ChaseYoung! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[George Pauken @gapauken]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #JustinFields! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[George Pauken @gapauken]

@apeeminote Hopefully u wore some Buckeye shirt 😂

[JACOB JERALD-Link in bio 😛 @JacobJeraldVip]

An Outback pulling an Outback, stopped to eat at Outback, parked outback.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

BREAKING: Due to recently uncovered tweets Kyler Murray made when he was 15, Kevin Hart has now been awarded the Heisman Trophy.

[Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @RTodKelly]

holy mother of god

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 1963, major league baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, an hour after Neil Armstrong set foot on the surface of the moon, Perry hit his first, and only, home run while playing for the SF Giants.

[LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp]

The best way to tell the difference between a crockadile and an alligator is that one sees you later and the other sees you in a while.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Ten out of ten people die. Don't take life too seriously.

[George Pauken @gapauken]

@BobsFunGirl @bobkevoian Welcome to Ohio 👍🏾

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp]

If you can't afford Virtual Reality, just close your eyes and imagine stuff

[Gaz @Grtyas_4000]

And bananas ARE berries...

When will the lies stop! https://t.co/FtZomnWhDf

[LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp]

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

[LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp]

Don't use a blinker while driving. It's not other people's business to know where you're going.