shit

official horse

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Excruciatingly hard boner

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Ok I’m leaving again bye

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Lego

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@BonkleChaser

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Therapy is such a scam, I will simply hold my breath until mental illness goes away

[retroarchetype.bsky.social @RetroArchetype]

catboys live here
place of worship

[Rejected Wintbot_neo Tweets @drilbot_nono]

urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn; urn;

[Rejected Wintbot_neo Tweets @drilbot_nono]

my wife took the new fish i got her out of the water and ruined it. she smashed it against the wall, exposing the disgusting true colors of the fish (mcgruff the evil virtual dog on a police man's vest)

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Bees time

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Ordering spaghetti at the Mexican restaurant

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I killed MrBeast with a hammer

[Woeletariat @zuveest]

I've just discovered "gooning" and I really just don't want to live anymore.

[DVS @DVSblast]

CONGRESS: now mr tiktok...is tiktok computer?

TIKTOK CEO: yea

CONGRESS (crying): please do not shrink me with your potions, i will kill anyone u say

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Why are there no hot sexy transformers I can fuck?

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

classic simpson

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Birthday party on the moon

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

There should be a fleshlight modelled after Oprah's Head that plays Oprah's voices whenever you cum. A golden crown would signify you've reached "PULSE MASTERY"

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fucked up to hear about the boss baby

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The cum clock