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Plain simple Garak and our man Bashir from Star Trek Deep Space Nine — no longer active — ran by @TeamCloverLeaf

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what i want to know is of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren't? 

my dear doctor, they're all true. 

even the lies? 

especially the lies.

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what a thoughtful young man. how nice that we’ve met.

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i decided to leave paris a little early. allow me to introduce my friend, mister garak.

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what else can i say to finally convince you that I’m just…
plain, simple garak?
precisely.

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very good, doctor! i’m glad to see our little get-togethers haven’t gone for naught.

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it all comes down to a question of loyalty. my dear doctor, yiri had to choose between protecting his brother and protecting the state. he chose the state. as would i, every time.

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i suppose you could give me a crash course in cardassian field engineering.

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uh, doctor. i think it’s time for you to take advantage of my shop. if you’ll be there at exactly 2055 hours tonight i promise to show you a suit that will make you into a new man.

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everything seems to be perfectly normal. i'm sorry, garak.
keep looking, doctor. whatever starfleet put in there is very well hidden.

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the eternal optimist.
guilty as charged.

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i can’t imagine bajorans frequenting a shop run by a cardassian.
i like to think that my expertise and willingness to serve overcome any general resentment any of my clientele may have.

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i take it you didn't enjoy your brief stint on romulus. you were posing as a gardener, weren't you?
it was one of the few instances where my cover was more enjoyable than the actual assignment.

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doctor, are you in a hurry?
i've to get to the infirmary. i've a lot of work to do this afternoon.

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doctor, i'm afraid i won't be able to have lunch with you today.

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you know, i’ve always wondered about that—about who your steady customers really are. i can’t imagine bajorans frequenting a shop run by a cardassian.

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i hope i'm not boring you, doctor.
oh, not at all. no, i was just up late last night.

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so what do we do now?
i'm thinking.
think faster.

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the computer agrees with julian.
of course it does. they think alike.

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we've got to get you to the infirmary. 

my dear doctor, i have no intention of putting myself on display for the amusement of the bajoran inhabitants of this station.

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ah, doctor, what a pleasant surprise. i'm sorry, i must've missed the door chime.

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the answer to your question, doctor, is no. there's nothing you can do for me while I'm away.