Nancy Garatzias

oh well whatever never mind

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Absolutely insane! 😂😂

[The Mole @9_Moley]

I've seen enough... (AI Image)

[Nancy Garatzias @garatzn]

@NickRedV How many coaches + staff + roster do they shitcan before the board realise they r the problem #25years

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When a service dog booked the seat in front of you.. 😊

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 The inside story of how the war started is more damning than anyone imagined

The New York Times just published the most detailed account yet of Trump's decision to attack Iran.

Every American should read it.

February 11th. Netanyahu arrives at the White House for a classified Situation Room briefing. Mossad on the screens behind him.

He plays Trump a video montage of potential new Iranian leaders, including the exiled son of the Shah.

He tells Trump regime change is within reach.

The missile program can be destroyed in weeks. Iran won't be able to close Hormuz.

Retaliation against U.S. interests would be "minimal."

Trump's response: "Sounds good to me."

Every single one of those assurances turned out to be wrong. Iran closed Hormuz.

Retaliation hit six countries. The missile program survived underground.

The regime consolidated power instead of collapsing. And 44 days later, Trump accepted a ceasefire on Iranian terms.

February 26th.

The final Situation Room meeting. Trump goes around the table.

Vance: "You know I think this is a bad idea, but if you want to do it, I'll support you."

Rubio: "If the goal is regime change, we shouldn't do it."

Cheung, the comms director, warned it contradicted everything they'd said for eight months about Iranian nuclear facilities being destroyed.

The CIA director said regime change was possible "if we just mean killing the supreme leader."

Nobody said no.

Everyone deferred to the president's instincts.

The Treasury Secretary and Energy Secretary, the two people who would need to manage the largest oil supply disruption in history, weren't even in the room.

Neither was the Director of National Intelligence.

The next day, aboard Air Force One, 22 minutes before the military deadline, Trump sent six words:

"Operation Epic Fury is approved. No aborts. Good luck."

Source: New York Times

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

PARAPROSDOKIANS: (Winston Churchill loved them.)
I had to look up "paraprosdokian".?
Here is the definition:
"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation."?? "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. Where there's a will, there's relatives.

[Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin]

This is the equivalent of Caligula making his horse a senator.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Guys,, Guys. Look at this 😱

Messages from the Epstein files, discussing Trump, speculating that if he's 'cornered like a rat' he would begin a global conflict by bombing Iran, in order to encourage an attack on the U.S. so he can rush in, play the hero, and turn the international public favor back his way.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

fortunately US didn't elect a woman president to prattle on cluelessly about interior decorating in a time of war; if so, calls for her impeachment would be immediate.

[Russian Market @runews]

That moment you realize you’re no longer the worst war decision in modern history.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Lisa Rubin explains how journalists have figured out the DOJ has withheld documents containing accusations of sexual assault against Donald Trump from their Epstein files releases

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Punch never leaves his plushie far behind..🐒🐾🧸😍

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Ask Putin for the originals.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

In Japan, you need a cat's signature when you adopt it from a shelter.. 😊

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

A groundhog named chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years and eats it in front of a camera.

[David Shoebridge @DavidShoebridge]

ICE vs. NSW Police. Spot the difference.

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

These two police officers should be fired.

[David Shoebridge @DavidShoebridge]

Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.