Gary from Missouri

Father of 3, husband to Martha, I answer to Jesus Christ and the US Constitution

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@LauraLoomer @OwenShroyer1776 Show us your knockers

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

MLS player Lionel Messi

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@FOXSoccer @alexaljoe IT'S MISSOURI

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@SECcousinShane A playoff run is inevitable for Missouri. Best roster in the SEC and it's not particularly close.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@royalsreview Duh, that’s probably why they made it the Sonic slam inning in the first place.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@secnumbersguy Ole Miss does not belong on this list.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@3YearLetterman @CollierHomeless @poverty_action Branson, Missouri for starters. Entertainment capital of the world according to google you hick!

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@BarryOnHere Could have easily knocked those planes out of the air with his fastball but chose not to.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@SatDownSouth Best traveling fans in the SEC by far.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

Listening to Nickelback is like flipping a middle finger to the deep state.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

Memorial Stadium in Columbia, Missouri not being on this list is criminal. Should be above a&m AT THE LEAST!!

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Pate State Investigates™️ has confirmed College Football’s toughest stadiums to play in

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@runews Need games moved to Branson, Missouri!!

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@its_ME_SB The snow Mexicans lose again! USA!

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

Boomers winning!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Wow - silver hit $100 an ounce.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

If I was in better shape I’d be southeast Missouri’s #1 ICE agent. Citizens arrests will have to do for now

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

The Chiefs franchise turned on their fans and sent Chiefsaholic to prison in 2023. It's been completely downhill from there. RELEASE HIM NOW @ClarkHunt_ @HawleyMO @CoachDrinkwitz

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

#Chiefs yards per play rank in the Patrick Mahomes era:
2018: 1st
2019: 2nd
2020: 2nd
2021: 1st
2022: 1st
2023: 9th*
2024: 22nd
2025: 23rd

*Matt Nagy named offensive coordinator prior to 2023 season

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

Why can't we send Special Forces into Colorado and round up all the hippies like we just did to a Mexican state last night? @PeteHegseth @USMC @tacobell

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

Someone needs to investigate the University of Brokelahoma for laundering proceeds from illegal roadside dream-catcher shops and funneling it through the football program. It’s obvious what’s going on to anyone paying attention. @DHSgov @GregSankey

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@PowerMizzoucom Hoping this isn’t the beginning of the end of this Dynasty.

[Gary from Missouri @garb3ar97]

@yhbryankimiq Crypto has 0 correlation to gold or silver in any way. Crypto is an unserious speculative asset and silver/gold are GOD’S money.