krustin binson

content consumer/chronically online

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

Since justin’s been in a cast I’ve been referring to myself as a single mom of 3.

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

I have never needed a devilled egg more

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@SaintJohnPickle & 2 packs of smokes

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Kids just don’t flip you off from the back of the school bus like they used to and that’s sad

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I ignored their letters and calls so Stats Can showed up at the door with a gun

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the children yearn for the mines

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I have acquired the MSG

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

Me, deadpan: do you know what the ‘ick’ is?

Justin, using two hands to shove popcorn into his mile-wide mouth: WAH BAB?

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i don’t even know what iphone i’m using right now they need to RELAX

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

@RayDoesData He also cleaned the unfinished part of the basement. You just never know what concrete the in laws will want to inspect

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

My parents are coming to stay tomorrow night so we’re obv cleaning the house… someone tell me why justin is SWEEPING the (detached) GARAGE and DRIVEWAY

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@corey_rk 😂

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No son you’re still cute, it’s just the way you walked away during my full rendition of Eminem’s Without Me that kinda surprised me

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@weirdlilguys @ robyn

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I’ll be sure to check all the closets tonight while lucid and maybe that’ll cut out some time

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

My body will turn my most exhausted nights into a night of sleep walking. Rest you dumb bitch. Like you are so dumb

[krustin binson @garbage_binns]

Like no you didn’t forget the baby in the basement, it’s a concrete floor how could that even happen

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@Robo_shanono My family thought your outfit was fab