The auto refresh on this app can die, you can't load me in to a pic of a cat being used to model an engagement ring on Facebook marketplace then refresh before I can immediately bookmark it
@profanedcapital I was literally just thinking this yesterday!! Like I feel like the UK ones are never June. I was wondering if it's like......weather related here
Like, on the one hand, what the fuck. On the other. Strangely intimate. I swiped a brush between the keys and found a bunch of your baby hairs had got wrapped around the letters. The same ones I used to spend ages making sure I lined up just right when I gave you a trim.
Humbling experience going to the NIN gig. Oh you can't see me in the crowd? I'm right here dude. I'm the guy in the black shirt. Yeah the one with the tattoos. Fuck.
If I had a penny for every time acclaimed restaurant critic Jay Rayner and I have been, incidentally, in the same city at the same time, I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice