@ask_aubry Please gods carry pepper spray (gel type so you don't get yourself) and one of those ear-splitting keychain alarms. Also tell everyone you know & see if you can get a still of his face off the work cameras (if they exist) to ask everyone to not give him any info about you ever.
Dear cis men,
Please for the love of all that is good, keep your 10 year old motor oil cleaner off the carpet bloodstains. Call someone who menstruates, I promise either they or someone they know can get that shit out.
Sincerely,
Scrubbed For Too Many Hours Today
@ZombieInternet@RaychelTania@ask_aubry I mean probably but "thigh sex" just gives me a (frankly hilarious) mental image of two sentient, disembodied thighs trying to figure out how to get down
@ask_aubry Wow it's almost like the whole point is to not reduce women to their sex organs. It's almost like that's the toxic trait people are talking about. But Sampson here just never rubbed two brain cells together fast enough to make a spark and catch that clue. Dipshit.
@SaraSchon Babes. Tell him this. Any time a man goes so over the top like this, and you are safe in a public place, tell them "wow that could have been a text, bye" and leave them to flounder with how little you care about their drama.
@heyyitsjanea Before your kid goes to regular ass daycare they're supposed to have their shots. I mean, damn, what world have they been living in? π
@ask_aubry Good of him to admit to his crimes before he commits them, but I seriously hope she takes a load of self defense courses and takes this entire message chain to the police. It was very smart of her to share them online, too, because every time it's shared, it's preserved.
@CartoonsHateHer You've stumbled into one of those rare instances where the fear and ignorance of elitism is on full display- "no one can possibly care for my child as well as I can, and I cannot fathom not having the means to do as I wish"