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she/her, ♑️, 🏳️‍🌈, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin @TheLarkInn]

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Does it get better no worries if not

[👼 @xtsygirll]

can my bitchass get a miracle

[ant @persistantz]

hey man sorry i cant talk right now im enduring a cognitive decline

[👼 @xtsygirll]

i’m like if a girl was an uncle

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Alicent trying to peer pressure Helaena into an abortion is still killing me. “I’ve done it, rhaenyra has done it, all the cool kids have done it”

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[nora ⭑ @rvgsdelight]

one thing the hotd fandom can equally agree on is that cole needs to die

[atalanta hotd era 𖦹 daeron and rhaena's lawyer @sacraamarte]

i know lady jeyne arryn had all the gays in the vale gagging

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

It’s gonna be 100 degrees tomorrow and I can’t even get a nice cold caesar salad to wash my martini down with because lettuce now gives people explosive diarrhea

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[NUDAH @nudah]

The Spins by Mac Miller blowing up on TikTok is genuinely making me really happy to see because I'll be out and about with my gf and teenagers will be blasting it out of their car speakers with their friends

15 years ago, that was me and my friends

It really is beautiful to see