✨salty toad✨

she/her • just a salty toad hurdling thru the space time continuum

[✨salty toad✨ @garbagecat_]

welcome to the era of the toad...

[ramsey @busywomans]

this is how you know women are fed up with men the girlies in the audience just knew how to complete that sentence unprompted #SNL

[ana @shivlestat]

parker posey simply needs to be brought back for the next season idc how #thewhitelotus

[amanda 🩷 @AmandaDannielle]

That's Jacob from Abbott Elementary

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

reverse queer eye where five women teach a gay guy how to be kind

[madison @madison_tayt]

you get wronged by ONE irish man and…

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

If I send you this it means you can't stop my happiness cause I like the way I am and you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas Ham.

[ִֶָ. ..𓂃oli🪽་༘࿐ @oliverzwoods]

they would have to take me out of the theater on a stretcher

[َ @ungodlywests]

WE MADE IT

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

LOL Keke Palmer and Colman Domingo asked every celeb to take a drink if they ever appeared on Law & Order, and practically the entire SAG audience had to take a sip lol

[jeje @jestJJmei]

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Going on a plane tomorrow

[mrs. payne @MadeNChynna]

If ANYTHING shows the importance for DEI, it should be this new season of #LoveIsBlind. Because there’s no way you’re casting these 5 men on the same show, giving them all a large amount of camera time, & expecting me to know the difference.

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

we should become worse

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's a tough call. They're so different. #LoveIsBlind

[kirsti ✨ @kirstilynn11]

This damn anglerfish has this empath in a chokehold 😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he CLEARED him😭