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disguRsting shiAt!

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

Only men and women with very high standards are single rn.

[Nia @Niayel]

The ick will set you free

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@Niggativeplayer

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

Nobody cares, bro. Even the imaginary audience has logged off.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@khrotsheakami Cringe😬

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

SIUUU😭💀
I'm so back in my Cristiano Ronaldo voice.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if my boundaries made you think that I’m mean, idgaf.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@AmenOzukum Sameee☠️

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

Something about boys hiding their statuses is so unintentionally girly. The secrecy, the selective audience... Like okay, Miss Privacy, we see you.👀

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

🌞

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

The face censoring is unnecessary. You can leave the whole thing uncensored—we'll survive not seeing it.😭

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

My worst nightmare isn't horror movies. It's oversmart boys with a superiority complex.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

"Do you have Instagram?"
"No."

That's exactly what someone with a private burner account would say. 😭 Relax though, nobody's campaigning to be your mutual. It was just a question.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@mapangulo

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

What are people wearing these days because every perfume smells exactly the same... and somehow every single one is strong enough to knock me unconscious.😭

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

Do you ever see a couple and immediately lose interest? Yeah... me too.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

His team and my team really said, "See you at the third-place playoff."ᥬ🙂‍ᩤ

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@obangzungba Okay, Sister.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

Football is supposed to be fun. Some of you treat every conversation like you're defending a PhD thesis. Relax.

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@obangzungba Nah, ain't nobody beat my ex when it comes to toxicity.😞

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

@obangzungba Wdym

[27👩🏻‍💻 @garbagevalue]

The confidence people have posting match predictions on WhatsApp Status like they're getting paid for it...😭🤣