Garrett Riley

Where everything is made up and the points don't matter

[No Context Off Menu @nocontxtoffmenu]

BREAKING NEWS: 'The Redemption Dinner Party - Second Helpings - Ivo Graham is ‘the victim of a prank’' just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[Garrett Riley @garbear13]

Absolute genius 😂

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

The DWI?

Drop the "The." Just “DWI.” It's cleaner.

[Garrett Riley @garbear13]

I have A LOT of questions for @ardalsfolly about his hatred of bubbles considering that was the thing he brought in for the prize task of “the item that sounds funniest when you say its name over and over again” on @taskmaster 👀
@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

https://t.co/X9vG4cv9nM

[Garrett Riley @garbear13]

@RadioX @matthewcrosby @EdGambleComedy just do what we did which was get a new whisk and realize that it doesn’t work as well as the old one and then buy another new one because it’s pretty but you still don’t like how it mixes so you have 3 whisks but only use one

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

Can’t even say merry Christmas anymore

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

#morningaffirmations