beautiful princess BAM fae

fuck it, we ball

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

maybe being an adult isn't so bad. got a tattoo today and now i'm smoking a joint while eating sushi and listening to limp bizkit on my back porch. didn't get asked a single question along the way.

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

forogt ab this it was actually a tazer

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

security officer in the bathroom holding the biggest box mod cart i've ever seen

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

how do i become electric like the eel

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

taco bell genuinely just game me like 100 fucking sauce. i didn't even ask for sauce

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

today a customer paid for their ice cream with a card with a pic of trvmp on it. with a bunch of little hearts. like he's their boyfriend :( almost whipped my register back around and said don't u dare tip me with that card

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

it's my favorite holiday today. not easter.....

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

security officer in the bathroom holding the biggest box mod cart i've ever seen

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

desperate times call for desperate measures giving the weed man $2 bills and quarters

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

bc it's nerf or nothin and i chose nothin

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

i am an academic nerf gun

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

hot purple what would that look like i smacked that bitch just now

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

i sure do say "i have bigger fish to fry" a lot for someone who's not even frying their smallest fish. fryer isn't even on actually. i'm not a even a fish fryer i just work here stop bringing me fucking fish

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

5 chicken in my canes box combo god is real

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

how do i explain to my professors that my homework is always late bc i have to just vibe out for minimum 1 hour every day or else i turn into an insane person ?

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

thank u Tony Hawk for recording this unprompted and at no cost

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

do not smoke and eat a slim jim at the same time. i took a bite out of my joint :(

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

king cake for breakfast fuck yeah mardi gras

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

just remembered i drove by joe biden in traffic today

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

how do i tell every man on every dating app ever that i don't give a Juan's Flying Fuck about the fish they caught

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

this didn't age well.....

[beautiful princess BAM fae @garbitch_____]

raining on christmas in new orleans time for my favorite game: is it fireworks, thunder, or gunshots ?