Nursultan Tulyakby

ur like an unsharpened pencil

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

therapist: whats wrong?

Me: if i do the borat voice once more, ill be getting a divorce

theropost: And who said that?

Me: *tearfully clears throat*

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

It smells like chicken fingers and Chinese people

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@Doberrman75 @CanadiensMTL Well if WiFi wasn’t on the bench who would refill the water? Or how do u retards say water?

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

@Doberrman75 @CanadiensMTL We Need to trade demi and Dobis this off season for a real goalie like Stuart Skinner

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

@rkuziw97 @CanadiensMTL Probably because he sucks cock and balls from the back when it come to playing hockey

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

What happens if you’re pregnant in jail?

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I'm not a huge PETA guy, But I do think it's pretty messed up that they make sweaters out of turtle necks

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

Nothing better than a post meal, sump pump piss

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

I would love to go to Seattle and not be able to fall asleep

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

Maybe I’ll take a bath when I get home.

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

how does one become the Dalai Lama

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

La vita è bella

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

@vpeterson014 Mohamed Abdullahi Farmaajo 👍

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

Did you know the former president of Somalia used to live on Grand Island

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Scottie scofflaw

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Don’t chase butterflies. They’ll only fly away. Build a garden and watch them come to you.

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

One less Jew works at autozone 👍

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There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

1 to 3 minutes to shrink ur dink

[Nursultan Tulyakby @garborato]

A six foot 2 ugoslovian what’s better than that