mike garber

complaints department

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@ChaseAlert Could have saved everyone some time and just stopped there at the prison

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@FloraLuzz_ I'd rather pour honey on my nuts and sit on an anthill.

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@RepFine do better dummy.

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@TheOfficerTatum They should have greeted them with kid rock and guns instead

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@itsrosesm But. .. California does ha…..aw nevermind. You are all to dumb to begin to explain

[mike garber @garbs]

@spencerpratt Please get in your trailer and go. Nobody that lives here wants you here.

[mike garber @garbs]

@KariLake @spencerpratt From what?

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@NicoleBehnam 0 is still a number....

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@PamelaHensley22 Right? Freedom of speech is so unamerican. As is comedy and satire

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I was going to write a post about how I thought the whole thing at the correspondent's dinner was staged- but I haven't received my Soros check yet so I'm not going to post it til I get paid. #bitchbetterhavemymoney

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@JoJoFromJerz Nah, he knows they are 🤣

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@adamcarolla at least she speaks in complete sentences.

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@kevin_smith45 how's the beach in Iowa?

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fox news is a joke and you're all falling for it....

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Hey trump supporters. What the fucking fuck? Like seriously - what the FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!!!!

[mike garber @garbs]

Trump only fixes problems he creates.

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If this is Trump’s idea of winning, I’d really hate to see what losing is like

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Fuck Trump. Get the fuck out of Iran.

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good president or bad president doesn't matter, trump is such an asshole.

[mike garber @garbs]

I’ve heard 4 year olds that can speak better than this president.