🪱 Raven 🪱

Raven. 25. wizard that got lost in the woods.𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Can’t find them on here anymore but if u are Spook Houses and wrote Black Dog u changed my brain bitch that song is forever in here

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

“Hey why did someone hydrate rice and neatly pile it next to the toilet?” “Idk bro another day on the job” like man . Lmfao.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

I gotta get a new job bro running a bakery this time of year is crazy

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Also why did I have to throw cookies away today bc some crazy old lady put her nose on them. Not the box. The cookies.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Why tf did I hit my pen and it tasted like henna

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Coworker who made a Joke Order for the first time last week: Will you give me ‘order that could me a joke or not’’
Me: lol yah
Them: okay so . It’s real . ?
Me: ……… is it ?

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

My secret worst enemy in the world is people who order from me in a joking manner and serious manner in the same way.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

You set me up like it’s a bit only to ask my why I’m not writing this down?? Girl cause you told me you’re ordering moldy cookies like you do every week.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

The lady that gave me my new pair was like “yeah I’m like a 9.00 I can’t see at all” I’m like a .25/.50. How the fuck… I’m nearly blind without them…

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Dude my prescription really isn’t that bad but I didn’t have them on this sfternoon and searched the whole apartment for them. Finally put on my backups. They were exactly where I put them and looked at least 10 times.

[kami 🍉🐛 @kot2ka]

singing cows fanart.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

What I should be doing on rhis god forsaken app is finding a way to receive the niche merchandise my heart yearns for. I want ranch dressing merch. Baja blast comforts. Bandaid themed sweatshirt. Let me dream of paradise.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Culver’s I have 2 demands. 1- Culver’s gift card 2- more importantly. A photo of a disgraced butterburger.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Tried to find a picture of a Culver’s burger on the ground or smashed or anything comical but all google would show me were pristine beautiful buns..

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Waiting for my new glasses to be made

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

The music in this Jimmy John’s is hypnotically transgender

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Genuinely having the time of my life rn this soup is so fucking good. Loaded cheesy potato and ham soup… ough. Gonna eat soup in animal crossing at the same time while I do my Thanksgiving quests.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Thanksgiving is just me at my apartment playing animal crossing with the most delicious soup bowl. GOTTA do soup bowls more often. I always forget I can just have my coworkers make them for me.

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Italian mini corn dogs…

[🪱 Raven 🪱 @garden_hermit]

Idk how to plan a trip with others because my goals are so skewed. Going to Europe in the spring and looking up where to get hotdogs in each place.