Garden Plots with Skeletor

RIGHTFUL MASTER OF ETERNIA. HE-MAN HATER. ORCHID OVERLORD. BONSAI ENTHUSIAST. VEGETATION DESPOT. BOW BEFORE MY GARDENING GENIUS. ALL OPINIONS MINE. *or riley's*

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IT IS THE YEAR OF SKELETOR! A NEW AND BETTER YEAR, IN WHICH YOU WILL FINALLY RECEIVE YOUR GREATEST DESIRE - WHICH IS, OF COURSE, RECEIVING MY GARDENING WISDOM TWICE A MONTH!

YOU ARE CORDIALLY ORDERED TO GO DOWNLOAD THE FIRST EPISODE NOW!

https://t.co/w8Oul7Nuvt

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@AmandaPerlOR CLEARLY, HE NEEDS A WORKSHEET OF USABLE PHRASES AND WORDS FOR HIS GRAFFITI.

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@VikingFlood @tainkirrahe lol, i gotta tell cody this.

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we know a samantha when we see one.

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i don't think anyone was surprised that skeletor has strong feelings about sex and the city, but i gotta know what your thoughts on this are. which one is skeletor?
https://t.co/t6yrcLmbtq

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well, if you had asked me how i thought mer-man would finally get a kitten, this would not have been my first guess.
https://t.co/jF6EFa9y4I

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i don't think anyone was surprised that skeletor has strong feelings about sex and the city, but i gotta know what your thoughts on this are. which one is skeletor?
https://t.co/t6yrcLmbtq

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so, the evil gardeners' grow-off didn't go as planned. i did meet one of skeletor's...friends?? idk if that's the right word for whatever's going on between cobra commander (@OneShotRPG) and skeletor, but they definitely share an interest in yelling. https://t.co/vmjB1TgaQv

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THIS EPISODE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE UNABLE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT SITTER FOR PRINCE ADAM (@megadumbcast) ON SHORT NOTICE. I HOPE THE ALL-AGES PINBALL SHOWCASE WAS WORTH IT, DEBBIE!

https://t.co/EQmJlxG2YS

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DON'T LET BUZZ-OFF (@gjallerbru) FOOL YOU WITH THAT RAKEISH CHARM. HE IS A SCOFFLAW THAT OWES SNAKE MOUNTAIN FIVE DOLLARS FOR THAT CARWASH!

https://t.co/EQmJlxos7k

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WHIPLASH IS NOW BANNED FROM WATCHING BBC ETERNIA. NO PATISSERIE WEEK FOR YOU! AND GRAYSKULL HELP YOU IF I EVER HEAR THE WORD 'STODGY' FROM YOU AGAIN...

https://t.co/Ct4Kv9zjww

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THE SNAKE MOUNTAIN BAKE SALE WILL WRAP UP AT 5 O'CLOCK SHARP. CLAWFUL HAS A HOCKEY GAME AND THE LAST TIME I LEFT BEAST MAN AT THE FORTRESS UNATTENDED THERE WAS NO END OF DESTROYED PLANTS.

https://t.co/Ct4Kv9hIEY

[Annie Craton (anniezard.bsky.social) @anniezard]

Hi yes do you wanna hear me pretend to be a GAY CAT because if so the latest episode of @garden_plots has you COVERED and also has a ton of GREAT FUNNY PEOPLE on it!!!

[Annie Craton (anniezard.bsky.social) @anniezard]

Hmmm

One week until the next episode of @garden_plots, huh?

👀👀👀

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@VikingFlood SCARE GLOW HASN'T HAD AN ISSUE WITH HIS ZZ PLANT BUT THAT IS AN EXTREMELY SMALL SAMPLE SIZE.

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WE HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW INSIDE OF OUR JAIL CELL IN ORDER TO RAISE BAIL FUNDS. TWO-BAD'S CLOSE-UP MAGIC IS DOING BETTER THAN IT HAS ANY RIGHT TO.

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IN MY DARK HEART, I THINK I ALWAYS KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE TO SOMEDAY CONTEND WITH THE LIQUOR BUREAU AND THEIR FIENDISH LICENSING PROCEDURES. WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH! (IT WILL BE I, SKELETOR.)
https://t.co/0AVTGcfmBk

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@AmandaPerlOR hmmm. i'm checking itunes and it's showing up like normal. i know sometimes there's issues with getting the show on earth, so i'm wondering if there's just like...dimensional phasing...? i don't really understand physics.

is it still showing up weird?

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@HippyWizard ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I HAVE GRAVE CONCERNS ABOUT THE NUMBER OF RIBS THIS PERSON MAY BE MISSING TO MAINTAIN SUCH A SHAPE!

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if you want the details on this boat drama, i've got you covered.
https://t.co/tU1doidaqE

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i was stuck on a boat with skeletor, king randor, duncan @JarodAnderson, and fisto @hallublin for sibling’s day. ask me anything. i mean, will i respond? eh, we'll see, i still have class today. btw, being an only child? 🥇

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i was stuck on a boat with skeletor, king randor, duncan @JarodAnderson, and fisto @hallublin for sibling’s day. ask me anything. i mean, will i respond? eh, we'll see, i still have class today. btw, being an only child? 🥇

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SIBLING'S DAY IS COMING UP. IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT TO GET ME, SKELETOR, A LESS UNBEARABLY JOVIAL AND AFFECTIONATE BROTHER WOULD BE IDEAL!