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I’m just always tired

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Still Not For Me 🦋 https://t.co/lFVo3KOOqq

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Glass Half Full or Half Empty?? 🍷 https://t.co/lHQi8noW4p

@Substack

#blog #substack

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I’m Not Okay, But My Fairy Lights Are On 🎄
https://t.co/oGbeGzucjJ

A tired, sarcastic, emotionally-honest application to exist.

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Lego is a love language

[real iris @111ris_]

Saif ka ladka toh fuddu nikla

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I just published Bunny, you little Bitch 🐰 https://t.co/L2fptT1aY9

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I’m just a girl 💅🏽 https://t.co/CIVj5TeY99

Check out my recent blog post
#women

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India's outraged over one adult joke, but Bollywood glamorizes violence & toxic masculinity daily. Selective morality is tiring. If we truly cared, we'd question everything, not just what's trending.

#RanveerAllahbadia #Beerbiceps #samayraina #indiasgotlatent

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Sometimes, you have to pop your own bubble to realize how big the world is. Choose freedom, even if it means pissing off a few people along the way. Go read Get the fuck out of my Bubble🫧
https://t.co/lBYbWV4My8

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When @kfc ran out of chicken, they didn’t run out of wit. A bold 'FCK' on a bucket turned disaster into marketing gold. Honesty and humor can fix what logistics broke. Who needs chicken when you've got brains? 🐔✨

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'So Many Dicks' campaign is badass asf. Calling out corporate boardroom monotony with humor and hard stats. Diversity isn't just a trend, it's a business model.
@elfcosmetics
#DEI #elfcosmetics #marketing

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@abomlaak81 @hulu @PrimeVideo @Myco_Medic Damn. psilocybin's impact on consciousness is unique i guess from what ive read. especially with its potential in therapeutic settings. In your experience, did the introspection or emotional release differ significantly from MDMA or LSD? Also, how did you decide on the dosage?

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Nine Perfect Strangers" is a wild ride.

Unpredictable in all the uncomfortable ways, but by the end, the crap makes sense. Healing isn’t pretty, but it’s worth the trip especially when psychedelics are involved. Brutal, trippy & oddly satisfying. Decent watch
@hulu @PrimeVideo

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Should I get a Dick or be one ?
Mark says we need more masculine energy. My blog says we need more common sense.

What if @MarkZuckss had Stayed in School? Few more years at @Harvard would have taught him some valuable lessons :)))

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Who knew billboards could play chess? ♟️
Audi: Your move.
BMW: Checkmate.
Audi: Our king > your pawn.
BMW: Drops a Formula 1 blimp like it’s the mic

@BMW @AudiOfficial
It was luxury drama at 200 mph. when brands race, creativity wins, DUHH

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Came across something genius👀

@Wendys out there serving fries with a side of savage 🍟
"Hot and crispy fries don't arch, just sayin'." Guess they’ve been in the kitchen cooking up some shade too!
@McDonalds you might want to re-fry your strategy?

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My first guess was @imVkohli , but @PUMA just pulled off something even better! 😱 That "mistake" sign? Pure genius – a viral twist to announce their partnership with badminton champ @Pvsindhu1
#puma #Olympic2024