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[🍊🍊Capt'n Cornjuice🥃🥃 @BoCamaro]

Just so you know.

The US National Debt is $39 Trillion dollars. That's $3 Billion a DAY in interest....

What's your part of that? $17 a day. Every day. Just to pay the interest. $120 per week.

You owe $120 per week JUST in interest on the debt.

Now, keep telling me how much more "free" stuff we should he providing to folks.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

had a massive dispute trying to cancel my internet service yesterday, but

i’m moving to an area they don’t cover, so i called to close the account.

"i need to cancel my service."

"certainly, but you have to return the router in its original box to an authorized service center first."

"i threw that cardboard box away three years ago. can i just bring the router?"

"no, our system requires the original barcode on the packaging to process a termination."

"so if i don't have a piece of trash from 2023, i have to pay you forever?"

"it's our standard equipment return policy."

i pulled up the original PDF agreement on my phone while holding.

"i'm looking at section 4 of the terms right now. it says 'equipment must be returned in good working condition.' it doesn't say anything about the original cardboard box."

"uh... let me check with a supervisor."

she put me on hold for ten minutes. when she came back, her entire tone changed.

"Ma’am, we can waive the box requirement this once. just bring the router to the store."

they try to lock you into billing cycles using fake rules they make up on the spot, hoping you’ll just get tired and give up.

if it’s not in the contract you signed, it’s not a rule. don't let corporations bully you with imaginary policies.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

PRO TIP: Dudes, if you want your son to be a Major League Baseball player, drive your wife to Dodger stadium and have her give birth to your son in the parking lot.

It automatically makes him a Dodger.

The Supreme Court says so.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Have gay pride parades IF you want.

Go to gay pride parades IF you want.

But if a child sees your genitalia because you got naked at a gay pride event you SHOULD do 20 years in prison.

Being gay is no excuse for this kind of behaviour.

[Anura (अनुर ) 🇧🇹🦚🦢 @Anura_Indo]

Just look at how , they didn't mentioned that the driver is muslim and it's a case of religious hatred which islam teaches

[April Silverman @CaliMAGABarbie]

Taylor Swift Wedding Hypocrisy: The pro-open border, anti-wall crowd suddenly believes in walls when it affects them. They also had to show ID to get in. Apparently, security is essential for celebrity festivities, but not for our border or our elections. Rules for thee, but not for me.

Remember you can enjoy their music or movies but celebrities are entertainers. Dont take political advice from them they don’t relate to us. They have their own set of rules.
@taylorswift13

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Today Mamdani called all natural born legal American citizens a bunch of entitled racist supremacists because we don't want to open our borders to invaders.

I don't appreciate that.

[Ultra MAGA Joyce Day @Daytobehappy]

The Swift wedding cost between 10 million and 20 million dollars so when is Elizabeth Warren going to beat her breast and ask why that money wasn't given to the poor or does she only scream about Elon Musk?

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Taylor Swift handed out diamonds at the rehearsal dinner.

Poor kids are sweating their asses off in NYC because the power is being cut off.

Meanwhile, Taylor and Friends are sitting in a 64-degree diamond parlor with COLD drinks.

😂😂😂😂😂

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

GREAT NEWS! Mamdani has FINALLY cleared all the junkies from the sidewalks around Madison Square Garden

All it took was Taylor Swift getting married, as the junkies were in front of the “celebrity entrance”

They’ll all be back Saturday, I’m sure 🙄

What a joke.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Communists will tell you to give up beef while they eat Wagyu at the French Laundry.

Communists will tell you to bike or ride the bus while they’re chauffeured around in a Suburban.

Communists will tell you to cram into economy while they fly private.

Communists will tell you to endure the sweltering heat while they spend the day in air-conditioned government offices.

Communists will tell you to welcome third-world criminals into your neighborhood while they retreat behind the gates of their own mansions.

Communists will tell you to pay higher taxes to bankroll their favorite NGOs while sheltering their own wealth in golf courses held in tax-advantaged trusts for their children.

Ignore their edicts.

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Kind of weird how every White country on Earth is suddenly facing a "housing crisis" after we all independently decided our countries needed hundreds of thousands of 80 iq 3rd world rapists

Im sure this is all a coincidence

[think like a real estate appraiser @ThinkAppraiser]

Judge Judy: so you got a loan on the car?

Lady: no

Judge Judy: so you paid $1700 cash for the car?

Lady: no that was the down payment

Judge Judy: so there was a loan?

Lady: no, I didn’t get a loan

Judge Judy: you put a down payment on the car and the finance company gave you a loan for the rest of the money

Lady: I don’t think so. I paid $1700 down.

Judge Judy: OK I’m going to do this one more time you put $1700 as a down payment and the finance company gave you a loan for the remaining balance so you could take the car home with you

Lady: I didn’t get no loan, that was the down payment

Judge Judy: 🤦‍♀️

(There are millions of these people walking among us and they vote and their vote counts just as much as yours)

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Oh so Taylor Swift wants a wall around her wedding, but not our country’s border.

Lmao

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

Remember:

Mamdani wants you to keep your thermostat at 78
City Hall is at 54

Taylor Swift wants open borders
She has a wall around her wedding

Bernie Sanders wants to eat the Rich
He owns 3 houses

Ben Stiller wants you to help the homeless
He walked right by a homeless guy

[Adam Huntington @Adventuring_RE]

EVERYTHING IS FAKE!

I can confirm that EVERY NONPROFIT in San Diego that I have researched has been fraudulent. Their addresses are fake, their staff are non-existent, the grants are being used to by real estate and build things that never get built.

EVEN THE WEBSITES ARE FAKE! Yet @FBISanDiego can't even bust those nonprofits.

Then imagine where the nonprofits send their money... other nonprofits. All allowed by the IRS for decades.

People really are not understanding how vast this grift op is...

[J @JayTC53]

HYPOCRISY 🚨 Taylor Swift has a net worth of $2 billion dollars.

Swift is shutting down numerous streets in New York & costing NYC tax payers over $160,000 to "protect" her wedding at Madison Square Garden.

Where are the "anti billionaire" leftists protesting her wealth? Protesting her stupid wedding? Protesting her oligarchy?

Rules for thee but not for me. If this was a Republican there would be numerous headlines, leftists "protesting" it would be called a Nazi wedding.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

The Left: “Elon Musk could solve world hunger.”

So could Taylor Swift.

They just never say it to her.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Lmao the excuse is “fireworks are too expensive”. That’s short hand for “we plundered the funds and stole them”.

[Bearing @bear_ing]

Holy shit they’re doubling down, and asking that people do not share the footage. Insane.